Logical Answer in the Court......

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by evk_87, Jul 16, 2009.

  1. #1
    A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.

    The Problem was who should get custody of the child.
    The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor.
    I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.
    The child Should be in my custody."

    The judge turned to the husband and said:
    "What do you have to Say in your defense?"

    The man sat for a while contemplating. ..then slowly rose.

    "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine
    and a Pepsi Comes out...
    Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"

    :D:D:D
     
    evk_87, Jul 16, 2009 IP
  2. victoriaphee

    victoriaphee Guest

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    Lol! Good argument!
     
    victoriaphee, Jul 16, 2009 IP
  3. arunn

    arunn Active Member

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    #3
    the pepsi machine stays at a corner of the road. ;) the wife doesnt.

    popping function is the only service you get from the machine.. the wife probably did more than that...

    pepsi once popped doesnt need milk/watever from the machine.. the baby still need the mummy...

    you only can be sure that you put the coin with pepsi machine,., unless she says so.. u can be never sure as well..

    so this sarcastic husband deserves a pepsi but not his child..

    ( lolz.. just trying to give an explanaton on behalf of the ladies ;)
     
    arunn, Jul 16, 2009 IP
  4. cricketer

    cricketer Banned

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    Good Arguements. But Child Should Go With Mom.becoz Man Can Adjust His Life Somehow.but In Woman Case She Has To Depends On His Child Only.
     
    cricketer, Jul 16, 2009 IP
  5. anurag_online

    anurag_online Well-Known Member

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    #5
    No comments. But he joke was good hehe
     
    anurag_online, Jul 16, 2009 IP
  6. SuperPower

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    lmao, had me giggling
     
    SuperPower, Jul 17, 2009 IP