Hello, my fellow marketers. Some of you might already know me, but to those who aren't familiar with the so-called writer mercenary, I'll lay it out in topics for your convenience. Who is this person that directly addresses YOU while referring to himself in the third person? - Seasoned content writer with over 3 years of experience: even though english is his secondary language, he routinely puts native writers to shame. (Truth be told, he puts himself to shame frequently by realizing his broad experience has made him a better writer in English than at his own language). - Familiar and experienced with all types of writing: From admission letters to college essay, from sales letters to landing pages, promotional and informative content alike. Enjoys emphasizing that it's not the words that matter, but rather how they're stringer together. - Now retired of the low-cent writing game. Generally prefers writing content that fits his own agenda, rather than someone else's. Only very occasionally does he resort to submitting this type of thread, when looking for some quick paypal funds. Invariably makes customers happy with his professionalism and innovation, genuinely enjoys over-delivering. - Naturally, he still accommodates the occasional long-running customers with an eye for quality, if they happen to be the kind who put their money where their appreciation is. For other types of customers, please think of this $0.02 cents /word thing as a LIMITED offer. That said, don't you feel like getting some of that finger-licking good content? Easy enough, just send me a PM and I'll (erm... I mean, he - the writer mercenary) will make sure you get just what you want/need within 24 hours! If you want to waste time over-analyzing, sure you can request samples of previous writing - I've got plenty of those to go around, and while you're at it make sure to review my iTrade info. But honestly, is there a better sample than just a live piece of juicy tongue-in-cheek verbose such as the one you've just witnessed? All the best, P.