Life before computers

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    An application was for employment
    A program was a TV show
    A cursor used profanity
    A keyboard was a piano!

    Memory was something that you lost with age
    A CD was a bank account


    Compress was something you did to garbage
    Not something you did to a file
    And if you unzipped anything in public
    You'd be in jail for awhile!

    Log on was adding wood to a fire
    Hard drive was a long trip on the road
    A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
    And a backup happened to your commode!

    Cut - you did with a pocket knife
    Paste you did with glue
    A web was a spider's home
    And a virus was the flu!

    :D
     
    Scriptona, May 22, 2008 IP
  2. Scarlett

    Scarlett Banned

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    #2
    Nice! lol! all true
     
    Scarlett, May 22, 2008 IP
  3. terminator69

    terminator69 Notable Member

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    #3
    Clever, you come up with those yourself?
     
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  4. iphetamine

    iphetamine Peon

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    #4
    lol, very nice.
     
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    #5
    thank you for this information!!
     
    rebaz, May 22, 2008 IP
  6. dynashox

    dynashox Premium Member Staff

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    #6
    Don't think so because I also received this kind of thing in my email.
     
    dynashox, May 22, 2008 IP
  7. Ajucoolest

    Ajucoolest Well-Known Member

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    #7
    Nice ones .. but read them in my emails.
     
    Ajucoolest, May 22, 2008 IP
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    coderbari Well-Known Member

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    #8
    Nice find.It made me laugh :D
     
    coderbari, May 22, 2008 IP
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    #9
    Nice. Computers gave new meaning to those old terms :)
     
    cool_78, May 22, 2008 IP
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    mimm Banned

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    #10
    Very creative.. I like it!
     
    mimm, May 22, 2008 IP
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    #11
    LOL It's all true. and also I don't remember hearing a word like "Shortcut Keys" when I was a kid :D
     
    real_skinner, May 22, 2008 IP
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    #12
    Nice buddy!! Thats a great thought, no matter who so ever did this. :D
     
    rockinfuture, May 22, 2008 IP
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    #13
    Lol they tickled me a little :)
     
    benjaminp, May 22, 2008 IP
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    #14
    Good one. Some thought went into this
     
    chris265, May 22, 2008 IP
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    Monitor - someone you watched out for in the school hall
    Ram - A mountain dwelling animal
     
    Hawkluvr, May 22, 2008 IP
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    #16
    I like this one.
     
    mybluehair, May 22, 2008 IP
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    farooqaaa Well-Known Member

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    Nice one. Thanks for sharing. Really love it.

    Thread: fine cord made of two or more twisted fibers.
     
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    #18
    very interesting... very good
     
    makelanguages, May 22, 2008 IP
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    #19
    Yes, cool.
     
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    #20
    Chat was talking to someone.
     
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