Life Before and After Marriage

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    He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

    She: Do you want me to leave?

    He: NO! Don't even think about it.


    She: Do you love me ?

    He: Of course!

    She: Have you ever cheated on me?

    He: NO! Why you even asking?

    She: Will you kiss me?

    He: Yes!

    She: Will you hit me?

    He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!

    She: Can I trust you?

    He: Yes.

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    Now after the marriage you can read it from bellow to up, start with second last line
     
    sarathy, Jul 18, 2007 IP
  2. cryxellis

    cryxellis Banned

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    #2
    hahaha quiet interesting ^_^
     
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  3. ehuq

    ehuq Well-Known Member

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    #3
    Nice pick.
    What is the source?
     
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  4. khaty

    khaty Active Member

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    #4
    nice one.. it's really funny.. hope my marriage will not become like that.
     
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    rosiee007 Notable Member

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    #5
    lol that was too funny :D these before and after marriage jokes always give you a good laugh :D
     
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    zebno Well-Known Member

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    #6
    hahaha, nice collection..:)
     
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    mabel01 Banned

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    #7
    lol! nice one! :D:D
    but i hope my marriage wouldn't be like that:(
     
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    #8
    Thats funny :D made me appreciate being single more.
     
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    #9
    Hahahhahah
    True Dat
     
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    #10
    I prefer to be single when you are 17-20 yrs old..
     
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    #11
    Nice one...
    that made me laugh....:D
    very good joke....
     
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    #12
    quiet funny man...
    you make me smile in that joke...
     
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    etali Well-Known Member

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    #13
    Hehe, funny :) But thankfully not always true.

    (Happilly married for the last five years)
     
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    w3bmaster Notable Member

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    #14
    True true that's true :)
     
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    #15
    that was pretty funny

    where'd you get that, if I may ask?
     
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    atari Well-Known Member

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    #16
    Much better this way.

    She: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

    He: Do you want me to leave?

    She: NO! Don't even think about it.


    He: Do you love me ?

    She: Of course!

    He: Have you ever cheated on me?

    She: NO! Why you even asking?

    He: Will you kiss me?

    She: Yes!

    He: Will you hit me?

    She: No way! I'm not such kind of person!

    He: Can I trust you?

    She: Yes.
     
    atari, Jul 19, 2007 IP
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    #17
    ahaha! that was cute :)
     
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    #18
    hahaahhh I liked that....

    hopefully that will NOT be the case...but at this point I can laugh freely lol...
     
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    #19
    Haha. Too funny!
     
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    #20
    Nice one.Great collection.
     
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