Right im sure theres one nice person out there Plan : Lend me a million for 2 weeks, ill place it in my bank generate interest over that 2 weeks. After the 2 weeks ill give you the million back leaving myself with the interest i made in my bank.. GO oooon! you know you want to
I think you have a better chance at getting struck by lightning 6 times consecutively in the same exact spot while flying on a cloud on Jupiter on your way to see a tyrannosaurus rex go vegetarian and sing Britney Spears songs to all the Martians who ironically live on Jupiter and not Mars.
*double post soz* can u see where im coming from though? lol If one of my friends was a millionaire, im sure he'd put a million in my bank for me not to touch for a couple of weeks, id let him take the million out straight away.. and id be left with quite abit of interest
Are there really any banks in the world that pay you interests weekly? Don't think so... most/all of them pay per annum. If you do know of a bank that pays weekly interests, just contact me with your Name, Full Address, Phone Number, Bank Account Number, your account's PIN number and Your Age. I'll deposit $15 million right away. Seriously. You see my father was an African businessmen who made over $30 million in his lifetime selling dried elephant turd to pygmies in African jungles. Somehow, the Sultan of some unrelated middle eastern country got pissed over my dad selling better turd than him and launched a secret campaign to drown my dad in donkey urine. Though my dad was pretty adept at escaping capture, he was kicked in the groin by a virulent stallion when he tried to make love to it and succumbed to his groin injuries. Now the Sultan, even more pissed at not being able to kill my dad himself, has his eye on me. Knowing perfectly well I've got much too testosterone for him to capture me himself, he has enlisted Bush's services in exchange for crude turd oil. But I got a call last night from Rice saying Bush's willing to erase me off of his hit list (The list is like: "1) All of Iran, 2) All of Korea, 3) Me") if I give him my dad's $30 mil dipped in turd. So basically, I need you to accept $15 mil in your name so I can fool Bush by saying I don't have $30 mil... I only have 15. I'll put all this in a letter full of bad grammar (which appears accidentally on purpose) which should be enough to confuse him. So will YOU help me? Why did I just post this? God, I'm high.
My bank in the UK supply interest weekly Thats why lottery winners in the UK live off weekly interest. $15mil plz k thanks.
Your name, address, bank account no. PIN etc. please so I can try to rip you off and then get my a$$ dragged into prison.
Dude you can't make a difference between a real post and a nigerian-type scam? Seriously, you hope for $1,000,000?
:/ Do you honestly think this thread was made with me thinking that someone would actually give me a million.. LOL Does anyone have any sense nowadays? I swear alot of people over react about things. I simply set up this thread as a point about the interest factor when money comes into it. I thought it would have people chatting about interest and if they reckon someone has done this or would it work. But instead, as usual, you get people who come on threads who just love to be negative and be an absolute bellend to other people. if you dont agree with something then let me know by expressing your opinion, not by being a jerk and going off on one about your fantasy's about elephant crap. I thank you No one's got the balls to actually stick up to the people who spend 24/7 on DF thinking they are the dogs bollocks at webmastering, if you're gunna be a dick, piss off my thread!
A scheme that I have had is to get a group of people together and send each other money. How it would work is this: Get 10,000 people together and each give $100 to a person in the group daily. You would be a millionaire for one day and then would send the $100 to the next person on the list for the next day. The only problem with this is that it would take over 27 years for everyone in the group to be a millionaire for a day. You could just get a group of 10,000 people together and donate the $100 and then everyone would be a millionaire. From this the group would be eligible for the high return investments that the rich get. As you can see, it would be possible. The legal part is the next problem.