Lebanon cleric, listed as 'terrorist' in US, dead

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by browntwn, Jul 4, 2010.

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    Oh well, another terrorist scumbag going to hell (haha, I don't even believe in hell, but if you do - he is there already!)

    I just thought that last part was too funny. He is such a moderate, aside from supporting suicide bombing and stuff.
     
    browntwn, Jul 4, 2010 IP
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    Obamanation Well-Known Member

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    Too funny. Instead of saying, "Spousal abuse is wrong" or "Divorce is OK", he came up with, "Retaliation is OK". With laws like that, I suspect Menj would become a battered husband.
     
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    It seems to me that sex with virgins is highly overrated. Having 72 of them around, who magically keep becoming virgins even after you rape them, just doesn't sound like all that much fun.
     
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    What if you desired a naughty girl, a girl with experience. Perhaps what we are actually talking about here is hell. Perhaps they remain virgins because you can never touch them.

    It begs other questions too. Is it ok to "lightly" beat these virgins like you might your wife? What happens if you knock one of them up? Where is the baby born? Must it be raised as a Muslim?

    Could I organize all 72 girls into a massive orgy? Can I turn em on each other and video tape? Must they wear a Hijab, or can I have my own naked cheer leading squad that follows me around chanting anti-islamic polemics.
     
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