Learn chinese in 3 minutes (for real!)

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    Now you too can learn chinese in 3 minutes!

    Simply read the english sentence, and then OUT LOUD the chinese sentence.

    That's not right...
    Sum Ting Wong

    Are you harboring a fugitive?...
    Hu Yu Hai Ding?

    See me ASAP...
    Kum Hia Nao

    Stupid Man...
    Dum Gai

    Small Horse...
    Tai Ni Po Ni

    Did you go to the beach?...
    Wai Yu So Tan?

    I bumped into a coffee table...
    Ai Bang Mai Ni

    I think you need a face lift...
    Chin Tu Fat

    It's very dark in here...
    Wai So Dim?

    I thought you were on a diet...
    Wai Yu Mun Ching?

    This is a tow away zone...
    No Pah King

    Our meeting is scheduled for next week...
    Wai Yu Kum Nao?

    Staying out of sight...
    Lei Ying Lo

    He's cleaning his automobile...
    Wa Shing Ka

    Your body odor is offensive...
    Yu Stin Ki Pu
     
    rupertValentino, Apr 12, 2007 IP
  2. 010081

    010081 Banned

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    #2
    well i can't get is this chinese??? this isn't chinese.
     
    010081, Apr 12, 2007 IP
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    [x[x]x] Peon

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    #3
    Lol this is funny :D thx for sharing :D:D

    Lol: Sum Tin Wong
     
    [x[x]x], Apr 12, 2007 IP
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    seo-mumbai Well-Known Member

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    #4
    i cant read all those chinese lines it not so easy to prounce them
     
    seo-mumbai, Apr 12, 2007 IP
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    #5
    It's definitely a joke guys. :D

    Nice one rupert!

    --Joe
     
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    mitcharr Notable Member

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    #6
    lol dont get it?? its pretty funny, for example the first one

    Sum Tin Wong

    Sumtin Wrong
    Sumthing wrong!
     
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    Hmm it took jus a min to learn chineese.. Im a quick learner... Ha ha..
     
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    #8
    I was in histerics.
    You dum gai....lol
     
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    Tu Phuni :D:D
     
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    Rohit patel Prominent Member

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    Nice one. :D I don't know Chinese.:)

    Yum Di Chang.
     
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    Zerosleep Established User

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    yu stin ki pu :p
    dum gai

    I am learning Chinese quickly ;)
     
    Zerosleep, Apr 12, 2007 IP
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    Those are hilarious! I thought you were serious for a second there :p
     
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    #13
    haha some of those are pretty funny :p
     
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    getjimmy Prominent Member

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    thanks i learnt it in 2 mins itself.chib mjsic nht.
     
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    #15
    Those who have not interacted with Chinese immigrants in your country probably won't get it.

    Otherwise it was awesome. You wanna see some more awesome Chinese - check this out - India China Power Circle
     
    Bombaywala, Apr 12, 2007 IP
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    #16
    HA HA That is pretty funny. Thanks for the chinese lesson rupert!!!;)
     
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    #17
    really great brain behind that........for a moment I thought its chinese...any way I know one word in CHINESE ...so wanna share with all

    Ni Hao (HELLO) LOL enough for me
     
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    Bombaywala Peon

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    Cheapest - that was Nelson for you - 111!!!
     
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    for .1243 seconds i believed this thread.
     
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    #20
    Funny but joke is kinda old now.
     
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