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Laws of the Universe -> 100% True

Discussion in 'Movies, Music & TV' started by sarathy, Feb 15, 2008.

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    Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.



    Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.



    Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.



    Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.



    Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.



    Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.



    LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.



    LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!



    LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.



    THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.



    LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
     
    sarathy, Feb 15, 2008 IP
  2. britishguy

    britishguy Prominent Member

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    Trying to think of another
    Great index you got there :)
     
    britishguy, Feb 15, 2008 IP
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    nice man, the first law if i m not wrong is known as Henry law or somewhat!!!!!
     
    rockinfuture, Feb 15, 2008 IP
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    Murphy's law if i'm not wrong.
     
    Jarodboy, Feb 15, 2008 IP
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    Haha, I've had a lot of those happen to me. Great list. :)
     
    Sevenheartz, Feb 15, 2008 IP
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    different laws for different situations :D......nice pile up of situational things ;)
     
    maverick123, Feb 18, 2008 IP