Lara Vs Crazy Rob

grrrrrrrr!!!!!

 

I think it's obvious what's going on. Crazy_Rob likes you and this is his way of flirting with you. It's like when boys pull girls' hair in elementary.

 

Yeah its like they want to get girls attention...

 

You're all morons!

 

As if you are not ....okay prove it.
Close this "yet another self indulging thread" please.

 

We should have a nintendo/lara offspring contest.

we must know what their first baby will look like.

 

That isnt difficult.....

 

Stop flirting with me.

 

Yeah. A couple of years ago my youngest son got a detention for throwing a piece of chicken from his lunch at a girl he liked.

At first, I thought that was a bit of an overeaction (like in kindergarten when he got suspended from the bus for calling the bus driver Mr. BusDriverHead).

But then I found out (1) she was a vegetarian and (2) he hit her in the eye with the chicken...

 

Yeah, you need to aim for a part of the body that will result in a "slap" sound. Otherwise it's just a waste of chicken. And someone could lose an eye!

 

What you do is you run toward a girl and throw your meat at her.

Let me rephrase that.

You run to a girl and you throw the chicken at her face. If you are close enough and throw it hard enough you can catch it when it bounces off her face and still eat it.

Meatballs work great for this.

That's just another Flirting with Meat 101 tip

 

Did it work for you??

Why dont you write a blog about it??

 

I'm sure I've thrown a variety of food at girls before growing up. I can't think of anything off the top of my head.

One of my crowning achievements in elementary school was shooting a spit wad into a girl's mouth.

This annoying girl sat in the seat opposite of me on the school bus. She kept yelling and sticking her tongue out at me. I readied a spit wad up in a straw and as soon as she opened her mouth up and stuck out her tongue I pulled the straw up and let loose.

It landed in her mouth right on her tongue. Time stopped for a few seconds. All of the sounds of the noisy bus faded away. The look of utter shock on her face was mirrored by mine. I mean I never thought I would hit it dead on like that. She was dealing with the fact that some dirty boy just shot a slobbery piece of paper into her mouth.

She started to dry heave and pulled it out of her mouth and threw it on the ground. She never stuck her tongue out or made much noise toward me again.

 

You sure you grown up ??????

 

I'm going to have nightmares now.

 

errr...that is cute,isnt that?? atleast for Ninno??

 

Have you ever thrown a sea bass at a girl?

 

I'm not sure. I'm going to have to sit down and make a list.

I just started a list the other day of things I've peed on. I need to go ahead and finish that list out.

 

I wanted to pee on the Alamo when I was in Dallas last week. But I guess it's in San Antonio or somethin'.

 

Yeah there's really nothing good to pee on in Dallas. I would be mad though if you peed on the Alamo. The whole state would not look kindly on a yankee peeing on a state symbol for freedom.