Cholche Cholbe–a famous CPM slogan that basically says “Whatever we are doing will go onâ€, a great ode to mediocrity] We all heard the IPL Knight Riders theme song—that rousing anthem which was supposed to inspire Shahrukh Khan’s team. It has since changed—to the right in bold face is the new theme song. Jeetne aaye hai, Jeet ke jayenge, Unme se Hum nahi Maat jo khayenge Jeetne aaye hai,Jeet ke jayenge Lakh roke koi,Hum fateh payenge We are too hot,we are too cool All are King’s men , We Rule We are too hot,we are too cool Ami Kolkatar , We RULE. Korbo Lorbo Jitbo re, Korbo Lorbo re, jitbo re, jitbo re Karenge Larenge Jeetenge Jeet Jaayenge, Jeetenge, Jeetenge Saara Jahaan Piche , Hum to Chale aage Dushman Jo Dekhe Humko, Dum Dabake bhage re bhage Saara Jahaan Piche, Hum to Chale aage Dushman Jo Dekhe Humko, Dum Dabake bhage re bhage We are too hot ,We are too cool All are King’s men,We Rule We are too hot, We are too cool Ami Kolkatar,We RULE. Hagne aaye hai ,Hag ke jayenge, Is mein sharam nahi Sabse maar khayenge, Shahrukh ko lootne aaye hai, Lootke jayenge Lakh roke koi, Humare phat jayenge Our Hussey is hot,Our Butt is cool All are King’s men,We are jhool [1] Our team in a rot,but We cool Ami Kolkatar , CPM RULE Harchi, haarchi, Haarbo re , Haarchi Haarbo re,Haarbo re , Haarbo re Haarenge Haarenge Haarenge Sab harenge, Haarenge, Haarenge Saara jahaan aage , Hum to chale peeche Dushman Jo dekhe humko Khub Hanse re hanse John Buchanan peeche , Uska beta aage [2] Aur Dada ko leke SRK phaanse re phaanse Agarkar’s hot ,Ponting’s a fool All are King’s men , worse than Trinamool The night is hot, buke chool [3] Ami Knight Rider ,BIG BHOOL [1] Jhool: Bangla for dirt that hangs from ceiling. [2] John Buchanan’s son Michael Buchanan is also on the payroll of the Knight Riders. It’s a family deal. [3] “Buke chool†means “hair on chest†in Bangla. I really feel sorry for Shahrukh Khan. Now long-time readers know that I am no fan of the great Khan. But one has to accept that of all the owners. he has emotionally (and perhaps financially) invested himself most into his franchise doing virtually everything, from publicity, marketing,buzz creation, to signing the checks and teaching the players dance steps with single minded devotion. The least thing he could have expected was that the cricketing brains he had put his faith in would repay him by at least getting half-decent players for his rather considerable investments. Instead they got a number of batsmen with questionable credentials (Butt, Hafeez and Taibu), a chronically under-performing T20 megastar (David Hussey), a horribly out-of-form master (Ponting). Not to speak of Dada, the icon player who came with the franchise’s furniture, consistently all at sea in this paradigm of the game. SRK, for all this enthusiasm and drive, deserves better. Here is sincerely hoping he gets it. Andy