kids Vs Marriage

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    Kid statements on marriage -- wise beyond their years

    HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

    You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
    -- Alan, age 10

    No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
    -- Kirsten, age 10

    WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

    Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
    -- Camille, age 10

    No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
    -- Freddie, age 6

    HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

    You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
    -- Derrick, age 8

    WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

    Both don't want any more kids.
    -- Lori, age 8

    WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

    Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
    -- Lynnette, age 8

    On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
    -- Martin, age 10

    WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

    I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
    -- Craig, age 9

    WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

    When they're rich.
    -- Pam, age 7

    The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
    -- Curt, age 7

    The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
    -- Howard, age 8

    IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

    I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
    -- Theodore, age 8

    It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
    -- Anita, age 9

    HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

    There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
    -- Kelvin, age 8

    And my favorite!!!

    HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

    Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
    -- Ricky, age 10
     
    Rohit patel, May 30, 2007 IP
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    mitcharr Notable Member

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    #2
    Very sophisticated for 6-10 year olds, are they real?

    thats the best
     
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    jo_cstd Peon

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    #3
    These ones are funny. :D
    Would be even funnier in a video. Where'd you get them?
     
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    thurrz Banned

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    #4
    this is funny...:D
     
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    doga Well-Known Member

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    #5
    LOL quite thoughtful comments
     
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    uttoransen Prominent Member

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    lol, kids are going after money:p anyways, the kids are more smarter these days, looks like they are getting mature a bit faster!:rolleyes:
    nice one there, thanks for sharing!
     
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    login Notable Member

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    I wonder what his father said about his mother.
     
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    dcristo Illustrious Member

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    #8
    No way their comments from kids that age
     
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    cryxellis Banned

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    #9
    those kids are superb...

    to think at their age they have those things in their mind?

    really brilliant, they got a bright future and that is for sure^_^
     
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    getjimmy Prominent Member

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    this is really funny.
     
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    #11
    it's possible, though I was thinking the same as you, in that it could have very well been made up. BUT that kids "said" it makes the comments all the funnier.

    have you ever seen "kids say the darndest things" tv show or similar...kids do say some bizarre, off the wall funny stuff like this :D
     
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    lol, that's really funny. I wonder where those kids get their ideas. Really clever...:)
     
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    #13
    LOL, from kids, no suprise,

     
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    Ezhel Banned

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    No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
    -- Kirsten, age 10



    That is the best answer i get...this kids are matured...:)
     
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    #15
    kids answers are honest and from the heart :)
     
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    cryxellis Banned

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    #16
    yeah I agree to that, they were pure.

    even you taught them to lie, still the natural will come out.^_^
     
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    #17
    and spam of the day goes to you! :D
     
    timsdd, Jun 6, 2007 IP