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Kids These Days...!!!... NAUGHTY

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Rock, Jul 7, 2008.

  1. #1
    A grade 5 teacher one day asked the children in her class to make rhymes with their names.

    First up was Dan. A very adventurous child.

    "My name is Dan,
    When I grow up to be a man,
    I want to go to India and Japan ,
    If I can, If I can, If I can. "

    SEMrush
    "Very good", the teacher said to Dan. She then asked Sally that it was now her turn.

    "My name is Sally,
    When I grow up to be a lady,
    I want to have a baby
    If I can, if I can, if I can. "


    "That is good Sally," the teacher said. "But maybe one day you will change your mind."

    Next up was Glenn. He was the naughty one in the class. Here is his rhyme:

    "My name is Glenn,
    When I grow up to be a man,
    Never mind India and Japan ,
    I'm gonna help Sally with her plan,
    I know I can, I can, I can. "


    :D
     
    The Rock, Jul 7, 2008 IP
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  2. skyekills

    skyekills Banned

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    #2
    LOL!! :D Nice post there bud!
     
    skyekills, Jul 7, 2008 IP
  3. Freewebspace

    Freewebspace Notable Member

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    #3
    That's a good one...These jokes Good Refreshment for people like us..
     
    Freewebspace, Jul 7, 2008 IP
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    Dondon2d Peon

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    #4
    Lol, haha. Just like naughty Johnny. 8)
     
    Dondon2d, Jul 7, 2008 IP
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    contentedge Active Member

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    #5
    Glenn is good. But he's nowhere near good old' naughty Johnny. ;)
     
    contentedge, Jul 7, 2008 IP
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    desilator Peon

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    #6
    Haha.. quality post.
     
    desilator, Jul 8, 2008 IP
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    #7
    LMAO! hahahahahahah. Made me smile thanks!
     
    shanedonovan, Jul 8, 2008 IP
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    #8
    Great joke! I like it..
     
    mimm, Jul 8, 2008 IP
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    bangalore Peon

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    #9
    Nice one, clean and funny.
     
    bangalore, Jul 8, 2008 IP
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    #10
    Johny, naughty naughty :cool:
     
    Lurznm, Jul 8, 2008 IP
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    #11
    hehehe...good joke:D a day without smiling it's a waisted day...thanks mate for making me laugh!
     
    EvcRo, Jul 8, 2008 IP
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    Rohit patel Prominent Member

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    #12
    Wow nice and funny one. Clean adult joke.:D
    Thanks for sharing it and make a smile on face.:D
     
    Rohit patel, Jul 8, 2008 IP
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    Abhik ..:: The ONE ::..

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    #13
    lol.. Wise Kid :D
     
    Abhik, Jul 8, 2008 IP
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    Good un!!!!!!!!!!
     
    thekramershow, Jul 8, 2008 IP
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    #15
    LOL... Funny! :D

    The kid has a bright future as he has already planned it. Intelligent! ;)
     
    web_hunk, Jul 8, 2008 IP
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    #16
    hahaa this is good, you can do it glenn!!!
     
    HackersFirst, Jul 8, 2008 IP
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    #17
    hahaha..now that is funny!
     
    mishsu, Jul 8, 2008 IP
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    #18
    Smart kids know what to do when they grow up:)
     
    dairyman, Jul 8, 2008 IP
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    #19
    Lovely joke mate :)
     
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    #20
    Hey thanks for an wonderful joke.
    Really refreshed me as i was stressed with work.

    +rep for you :D
    Cheers
     
    FreelanceFirm, Jul 8, 2008 IP