Kickball is easier in 4th grade

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  1. #1
    Have my third game in our kickball league tonight. If history tells, we will be loosing by 30 points after which I will drink beer untill I am funny and the women all think I am attractive.

    This game is harder than I remember in 4th grade. By the end of the game I am usually bleeding with a few pulled muscules

    Any tips for this desk jockey?

    If anyone feels the need to pick on me, I will meet you at 3pm at the bike rack for a good old fasion ass kicking!
     
    ServerUnion, Aug 3, 2005 IP
  2. MELLA

    MELLA Peon

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    What's kickball? :eek:

    I don't think we have that in england, unless you mean literally kick a ball in which case is that football? but i guess not, because you guys call that soccer. Yah, just totally confused myself.
     
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  3. exaro

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    Kick ball = baseball without bats, and bigger bouncier balls. You kick the ball instead of hit. Otherwise everything is the same as baseball.
     
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  4. MELLA

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    Oh right..Thanks exaro :)
     
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    ServerUnion, you have a kickball league in your town? wow... I think soccer is about it here.

    As far as advice I'd treat it like soccer. Try to lean into your kick and get a point to snap the kick off quickly... hard to explain without showing it though.
     
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  6. MELLA

    MELLA Peon

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    :eek: That's not what I used to do by the bike rack.
     
    MELLA, Aug 3, 2005 IP
  7. voltaire

    voltaire Banned

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    we also used to play that when we were kids. we loved that game, very physical.. but it's been years since i last played that.. i'm not sure if i still know how actually.
     
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  8. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    A kickball league?

    WTF- How old are you?

    I would definitely join a k-ball league. You whip the ball at the runner to get him out, right?
     
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  9. ServerUnion

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    It's really popular with bar leagues. There are a few hundred people just in our league. There are bars that sponsor them which we drink at after. The team that drinks the most get a free half barrel at the end of the season.

    BTW: drink to much last week, couldn't catch the ball if my life depended on it...
     
    ServerUnion, Aug 7, 2005 IP
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    Hodgedup Notable Member

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    Many years ago the company I worked at started a dodge ball league. It didn't last very long, but it was fun pegging 40-year-old accounts and cocky 19-year-old computer techs in the head.

    I think there should be more sports leagues for games like dodge ball, kickball, smear the queer, wall ball, etc. They should be played in back of bars everywhere.
     
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    May I just ask wtf is smear the queer? ha ha ha
     
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    im with mella on this,,,

    we dont get that here,,,, or at least its not a sport,,,,
     
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    Hodgedup Notable Member

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    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    Smear the Queer was the greatest! It was basically an excuse to beat the hell out of each other during recess.
     
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    So where do you find these leagues? We should play some of these games when we all meet in Tahiti.
     
    Bazkaz, Aug 9, 2005 IP
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    palespyder Psycho Ninja

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    Smear the Queer.....man I love that game!
     
    palespyder, Aug 9, 2005 IP
  17. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    I bet you were the full time QUEER! :eek:
     
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  18. palespyder

    palespyder Psycho Ninja

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    #18
    Yep, you got me Rob. Good one Farva...


    ***EDIT***

    should have been a smiley in there so :)
     
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  19. Crazy_Rob

    Crazy_Rob I seen't it!

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    Exactly who I had in mind when making the comment...CHICKENF*CKER!

    [​IMG]
     
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  20. palespyder

    palespyder Psycho Ninja

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    #20
    A guy like you we used to take out back and beat with a rubber hose. Now you get to hide behind your damn unions.
     
    palespyder, Aug 9, 2005 IP