Q. What kind of ship never sinks? A. Friendship! Q. Why did the child study in the airplane? A. He wanted a higher education! Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash! Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cell phones. Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. In snow banks. Q. Why did the tomato turn red? A. It saw the salad dressing! Q. How do you make a tissue dance? A. Put a little boogey in it! Q. What has four legs but can't walk? A. A table! Q. Why did the elephant eat the candle? A. He wanted a light snack! Q. What has 4 eyes but no face? A. Mississippi! Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 789! Q. How do you make a hotdog stand? A. Steal its chair! Q. Why do cows have bells? A. Because their horns don't work!
Lol some classic jokes there... Q. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? A. Your too young to smoke Q. What did the big telephone say to the little telephone? A. Your too young to be engaged Q. Whats pink and hard? A. A worm with a switch blade
These are good and thanks for sharing these,mate..... but these jokes/riddles have become very old and have been used or read quite often....... so these are kind of boring...... Cheers, zAp