If you are atheist, what is the daftest thing a theist has ever said to you? If you are theist, what is the daftest thing an atheist has said to you? For me it was when a Christian said to me: "You know dude, Jesus loves you more than you can imagine....so you'd better start worshiping him or he's going to send you to burn in hell for eternity!"
Some missionaries kept dropping by, and they are so nice it is hard to be firm enough to convey they need to stop coming over. I told them I did not believe and they said, "What you need to do is pray about it and you will get your answer." OK, so that seems a funny thing to tell someone they need to pray when they are a non-believer. But I actually did ask they asked. Then when they came back they asked if I prayed and I said, "Yes, I did and I got this strong feeling that your religion is not right for me." They paused for a minute and said, "You need to pray again!"
Pray harder! If there's one thing I love, it's uninvited people coming onto my property advertising religion.
"It doesn't pay to be an atheist". Absurd, because if I indulged in prayer for 10 minutes everyday, I would waste 8400 hours or 350 days in a 100 year lifespan.