Naukrani: "Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai." Malkin: "Oh God!Call Doctor Fast" Naukrani: "Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila dia hai." ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -- Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi Qun... Qun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -- Santa-Oye! What R U doing? Banta-Recording this baby’s voice. Santa-Why? Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -- Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday! Husband: Why?? Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book "How to Cook"!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -- Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya Aur Niche Likha "COMING SOON" ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -- A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile. But the call goes to another woman. They loved & got married. Moral: an !dea can change ur wife ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -- A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client with a note "This Bill is one year old" He got his bill bak with a note that read"Happy Birthday!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -- SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"? FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun. SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -- Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -- Ek Aadmi Kabar Pe Baitha Tha ..Musafir Ne Pucha, "Darr Nahi Lagta?" Aadmi- "Darne Ki Kya Baat Hai , Andar Garmi Lag Rahi Thi Thodi Der Bahar Aa Gaya." ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -- Bin Laden's son was studing in an American school. Teacher asked him, " I have 4 apples, how can I share it among 5 children" He answerd, "KILL ONE" ------------------------------------------------------------------------ -- Waiter gives bill to Sardar Sardar: "Take my card." Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card." Sardar: "So what? U have writen outside "ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"...
A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I don't have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?" "I'm sure I can." the psychiatrist replied. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch."
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered him in another race and he won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S AS$ OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races. The next day the local paper headline read: