he he he he ....thanks to all for your appreciation : anyways here are some more hilarious jokes for you all : ENJOY Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives. 1st: How yours look like? 2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours? 1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!! ********** Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend to death. Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends ". ********** What is the definition of Mistress? Someone between the Mister and Mattress ********** Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE?? "Without Information Fighting Everytime" Wife replies," No, It means , "With Idiot For Ever !!!" ********** Three Feelings: What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant. ********** Teacher: u know the importance of period? Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away. ********** Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs ??? No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints . ********** Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential Dad says, you are my son, I'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential! ********** Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex. Daughter (Excitingly ): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know. Mother Faints... -- **********
so here comes the updation : Idiot Angry boss: Have you ever seen an ass? Executive (looking downwards to the floor): No Sir. Boss: Why r looking downward ; Look at me ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- JOB Requirement In order to get good JOB in good company A boy required 100% Talent But Girls require only 4% Talent.. Remaining is : ( 36 ) )24( ( 36 ) is = 96% --------------------------------------------- Touch Santa was touching a lady in a crowed bus !!! Lady: Excuse me!! This is not being good... Santa: It's too crowded so i cant do better then this,... ----------------------------------------- Enjoy
holly cow, man this is so good jokes. i fall from chair laughing n laughing, lolz thanks a lot for the good times.
People are repping me for this thread while they will not be counted since those reps are from general chat section . Tonight more will come... lemme think...he he he
some every funny ones there, keep them coming i'm bad with jokes i also just start laughing when i say them becuase i know whats coming up next, lol
Here i am on again with some new laughter......... ENJOYYYYYYYY A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant , and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot !" the man shouts. "This is her husband!" *************** Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first. Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live. Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news? Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday. *************** "Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?" "Yes, of course..." "Great! I never could before!" *************** A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?" And the man replies, "No, just spots." ***************
some more coming on you all Think Twice Before you LIE One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didn't Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look dirty and worn out with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days. The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 points. Q.1. Your Name.........................( 2 points ) Q.2. Which tyre burst ?...............( 98 points) a) Front Left b) Front Right c) Back Left d) Back Right .....!!!