Chilly Question & Ans. Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday ********* Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have? ********* Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help. Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!! ********* Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday? Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it. ********* Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager! Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either. ********* Diner: You'll drive me to my grave! Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you? ********* Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me. Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me! ********* [B]Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden![/B] [FONT=Verdana][B]Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][B]*********[/B][/FONT] [FONT=Verdana][/FONT] [COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][B]Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything![/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][B][COLOR=black]Son: That's why I say she's no [/COLOR]good![/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR][CENTER] [FONT=Verdana][B]*********[/B][/FONT][/CENTER]
Hahaha... funny things.. I like your jokes. why should people asking things like that, then answerer answers it with ridiculous answer.