A:Hey,man! please call me a taxi B:yes,sir.You are a taxi. .................................... The doctor to the patient:"Your are very sick" The patient to the doctor:"Can I get a second opinion." The doctor again:"Yes, you are very ugly too." ..................................... A:I have the perfect son B: does he smoke? A:No, he doesn't B: does he drink whiskey? A:No,he doesn't B:does he ever come home late ? A:No,he doesn't B:I guess you really do have the perfect son .How old is he ?? A:He will be six months old next wednesday ..................................... On a crowded bus,one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed..."What's the matter? Are you sick..? the man :No ,I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see an old lady standing . ..................................... Fred is 32 years old and he is still singleone day a friend asked,"Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife..? fred eplied, "Actually, I've found many women that I have wanted to marry,but when I bring them home to meet my parents my mother doesn't like themHis friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've go the perfect solution,just find a girl who's just like your motherA few months later they meet again and his friend says "Did you find the perfect girl??..Did your mother like herWith a frown on his face, Fred answer:Yes , I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother you were right .my mother liked her very muchThe friend said:Then what's the problem?? Fred replied: My father doesn't like her. http://allinone5.blogspot.com