Can we do romance in the midnight 2day? I'm in a gud mood Jus a little bit of kissin n biting! Reply me soon urs Loving Mosquito Wife:Aaj jab mai apni bra utaar ri thi tab ek ladka muje dekh raha tha. Husbandhr tumne kya kia? Wife:Maine bra se apna mooh chupa liya..! Wat is d relatnship betwen coffee shops & wine shops? Most of the love stories start at coffee shops and end at wine shops
Love Proposal by a Software Engineer "Just know that the love I have for you Is not to be put in a stack or queue Like a variable in an infinite loop Be in my heart always and never stop My heart is like a port, unread, and the love I have has only one thread You are in my heart's RAM and not in the cache So if you won't respond, my heart will crash. Like an application that is stand alone, I'm a programmer who earns a lot on my own And my request is clear, without any encryption And hope it is not void, that you return. If Java can be linked with C Or if e-mails can be sent for free Why on earth can't you and me For the rest of our life time together be"
""Kissing Language (yup, it's a language) if a kiss is the Language of Love, then we have a lot to talk about it... methods of Love.... +kiss on the ear--------------------"i'm horny" +kiss on the cheek-----------------"we're friends" +kiss on the hand------------------"i adore you" +kiss on the neck-------------------"we belong together" +kiss on the shoulder--------------"i want you" +kiss on the lips---------------------"i love you" or "i want you" +holding hands-----------------------"we can learn to love each other" +a wink---------------------------------"Let's get it on" +slap on the butt---------------------"thats mine" +playing with the ear----------------"i can't live without you" +holding on tight---------------------"don't let go" +looking into each other's eyes---"let's get romantic" +pulling hair on head---------------"tell me you love me" +arms around the waist -----------"i love you too much to let go" =advice= if you're kissing someone, close your eyes. it's not nice to stare...
When a girl bumps into your arm while walking she wants you to hold her hand When she wants a hug she will just stand there When u break a girls heart, she still feels it when u run into each other 3 years later When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at all fine. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future. When a girl says, "I miss you, " no one in this world can miss you more than that When a girl is mean to you after a breakup she wants you back, but she's scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever Guy Facts: When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you... When a guy is not arguing, He realizes he's wrong When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few minutes, he means it When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do When you're laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world When a guy calls you everyday, he is in love When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done When a guy says, "I miss you, " he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else repost this in 10 minutes and your true love will call you
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk. FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze. SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson. SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions. EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
Treasure what u have...Time is too slow for those who wait; Too swift for those who fear; Too long for those who grief; Too short for those who rejoice; But for those who love...Time is Eternity.
WHY GUYS LIK GALS?????????? A few reasons .............: 1.they always smell good,if it's just shampoo. 2.the way their heads always find the right spot on yur shoulder. 3.the ease with wich they fit into yur arms. 4.the way they kiss u and all of sudden every thing is right in this world. 5.how cute they r whn they eat. 6.the way they take hours to dress, but in the end it's all wrothwhile. 7.because they always warm,evenwhn it'sminus 30degrees outside. 8.they way they look gud no matter wat they wear . 9.the way they fish 4 compliments. 10.how cute they r whn they argue. 11.the way their heads always find yurs. 12.the way they smile. 13.the way u feel whn u see their names on the callerID after u just had a big fight. 14. the way they say"let's not fight n e more," even u know an hour later... 15.the way they kiss whn u do smthin nice 4 thm. 16.the way they kiss u whn u say"i love u " 17 actually , just the way they kiss u ... 18.the way they fall into yur arms whn they cry. 19.thn the way they apologize 4 cryin over something really silly 20.the way they hit u n expect it to hurt. 21.then the way they apologize whn it does hurt (even though u dont admit) 22.the way they say,"i miss u " 23.the way u miss thm . 24.the way their tears make u want to change the world so that it doesnt hurt thm
Last night you and your best friend had a fight. You decide not to talk to her the next day. She smiles at you. You grind your teeth at her. She tells her friends nice things about you. You spread bad rumors about her. She tries to come and talk to you. But you push her aside. She thinks you are a great friend. You think she is a terrible friend. She writes nice notes to you, telling you about the best times you shared together. You write about all the bad times you can remember experiencing together. Deep down you know she's sorry. But all you have is hate. The next day you find a note. It reads: Dear -------------, I tried to tell you yesterday, but you didn't let me speak, I tried to tell you good things,but you were afraid to hear them. I tried to smile at you, to take away the hate. But now it's time to tell you, even though it's a bit late. That i am dying. I have a bad condition and it is getting worse. I'm sorry to have to tell you that i won't be able to see you today. I wrote this to you today in the hospital. My time is up. I'm sorry i should have told you sooner. I'm really sorry about our argument,you are such a great friend. I promise i shall watch over you, Lots of love ------------- You run to the hospital to tell her you are sorry, But only her mum is left. Her hand clasped over her face. And she was crying. Down on her knees she prays, for her daughter to come back. You are too late. You wish you told her sorry sooner and got to say goodbye. All friends have their ups and downs, and sometimes you need to say sorry... Don't wait for the other person to do it first. Because you never know what could happen
A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner.....who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates." About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: Dear Mother: I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate...but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Kumar Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read Dear Son: I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now under the pillow...
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