Laughing is essential, cheer up you have been working from long time now and your eyes are dry red!!! lol So read this thread to give a break from your work to relax your mind "I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister." – Will Marsh "Pornography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating." – George Ryegold Apple=Vitamin.. . Vitamins=Power. . . Power=Work.. . Work=Money.. . Money=Girl Friend.. . Girl Friend=Tension. . . Tension=Heart Attack.. . Heart Attack=Death.. . Do u want apple? ____________________________________________________ I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice __________________________________________________________________________ With just a Single kiss on the Lips for 30sec, she Got Pregnant..! :'( . . . . . Who is she? . . . . . Balloon. ________________________________________________________________________ I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Nice legs." The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so." I said "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now. " ______________________________________________________________________ When a Guy does Something Wrong! Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp! Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..! Girl : I can't believe you did this. Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! When a Girl does Something Wrong! Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!! Girl : It was an Accident. I didn't mean to! Boy : I can't believe you did this. Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!! Boy : I'm Sorry..!! No matter whoever does mistake; girls never say sorry!!!! __________________________________________________________________ A girl sitting on a bench of a park.... Beggar: H¡ darling ! . G¡rl: (angr¡ly) how dare you callin' me as darling ??? . Beggar: So', what you doing on my bed??? _________________________________________________________________ In 2013 I’m Going To Sit Back, . . . . . And watch again the movie "2012" with popcorn and laugh till my stomach pains .. __________________________________________________________________ Story Of Girls..... There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS... 1. HARD DISK Girls: Remember everything forever. 2. RAM Girls: Forgets about you the moment you turn her off. 3. SCREEN SAVER Girls: Just for looking. 4. INTERNET Girls: Difficult to access. 5. SERVER Girls: Always busy when needed. 6. MULTIMEDIA Girls: Makes horrible things looks beautiful. 7. VIRUS Girls : These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE' once enters in your system don't leave even after format. __________________________________________________________________ Boy's fb status: World is gonna end after 15 days n still i dont have a GF :'( . . . . . . Girl's fb status : The world ends in 15 days and i still dnt knw what i am going to wear (( MORE TO COME!!!!
BEST OF FMYLIFE Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan".My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML
Doctor to Lady: U r looking so weak and exhausted ! Are U properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised ? Lady: Oh my God ! I heard 3 Males per day ! ..