Jokes wanted....

Discussion in 'Services' started by Roman, Sep 13, 2005.

  1. #1
    Got a bunch of jokes or funny pictures ready to be cut and pasted?

    I'll pay $2.00/50 jokes and or pics you submit to my site.

    I know it's not a lot, but you could submit 3-4/minute which can eqaul up to$10.00/hour.

    I will accept up to 500 jokes/pics.

    If you want to go ahead post how many you'll submit here, then PM me for the site.

    No adult/nudity pictures or jokes will be accepted. No swear words will be accepted.

    You will need to sign up(takes a minute) to submit.

    Will pay by paypal after each batch of 50.
     
    Roman, Sep 13, 2005 IP
  2. honey

    honey Prominent Member

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    #2
    Show me the URL, I maybe able to do batches of 500 jokes quickly :), I have a couple jokes databases.
     
    honey, Sep 13, 2005 IP
  3. Roman

    Roman Buffalo Tamerâ„¢

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    #3
    PM sent, sorry went out for beer, I'll be in a funny mood tonight.:)
     
    Roman, Sep 13, 2005 IP
  4. Ellora

    Ellora Peon

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    #4
    I have word doc full of jokes to mail friends. Let me have the url please.
     
    Ellora, Sep 14, 2005 IP
  5. Kaabi

    Kaabi Well-Known Member

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    #5
    Hmm... no swear words. How about extreme sexual content? No swear words, just some loving. But I don't even know 50 jokes altogether. Sucks, doesn't it? Not knowing stuff.
     
    Kaabi, Sep 14, 2005 IP
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    shf01 Peon

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    #6
    I've got 1 joke I can offer for free.

    A dog, holding a pouch in his mouth, went into a butcher one day. The butcher saw the dog and was curious.
    He asked "hey dog, what do you want?"

    The dog pointed to the bacon with his nose.

    Surprised, the butcher went on and ask how much do you want?

    The dog barked 3 times.

    The butcher asked "3 kgs?"

    The dog nodded.

    The butcher wrapped up the bacon, handed it to the dog, took the pouch and saw the exact amount of money needed for the bacon.

    The dog turned and walked out the door.

    Curiously, the butcher followed the dog to see where it was going to with the bacon.
    He followed the dog into an apartment. The dog barked a few times and the door opened. An angry man appeared from inside the door.

    Quickly, the butcher went over and told the angry man "You must have the smartest dog in the world!"

    The angry man replied "Smart?! The stupid dog forgot to take the key out again!"
     
    shf01, Sep 14, 2005 IP
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    Quality Master Guest

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    #7
    I am happy to join in. PM me with some more details.
     
    Quality Master, Sep 15, 2005 IP
  8. TheAlien

    TheAlien Peon

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    #8
    Just sent you a PM, maybe you will interested.
     
    TheAlien, Sep 15, 2005 IP
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    Forum-Angels Peon

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    #9
    Lol no one laughed? It must be to late at night :D I thought that was funny, but then I am in a loopy loo mood. lol
     
    Forum-Angels, Oct 29, 2006 IP