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Jokes Of Mr. Bean + some funny pics.

Discussion in 'Movies, Music & TV' started by getjimmy, May 26, 2007.

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    1) BRAIN TUMOR :

    Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

    Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

    Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?

    Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

    Doctor: Then why are you so happy?

    Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

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    2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL :

    Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?

    Mr. Bean: 9

    Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

    Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

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    3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

    Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.

    Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

    Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

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    4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:

    Friend: What are you looking at?

    Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

    Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?

    Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!


    5) MARRIAGE:

    Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?

    Mr. Bean: 16

    Friend: Why?

    Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.


    6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

    Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?

    Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.

    Friend: What tape did you took anyway?

    Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.


    7) DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:

    Mr. Bean(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.

    Friend: condolence, my friend.

    (After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder

    Friend: what now?

    Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!


    8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:

    Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.

    Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.


    9) SPELLING LESSON:

    Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?

    Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!
     
    getjimmy, May 26, 2007 IP
  2. Computerized

    Computerized Well-Known Member

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    LOL, those were hilarious. I can just picture him saying all those things. :D
     
    Computerized, May 26, 2007 IP
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    cheapest Active Member

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    #3
    Good stuff, Bean is really funny character.
     
    cheapest, May 26, 2007 IP
  4. Felu

    Felu Peon

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    I loved watching Mr. Bean on tv but now i don't get pogo channel from my cable operator :(.
     
    Felu, May 26, 2007 IP
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    uttoransen Prominent Member

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    #5
    great! i love those pics, mr mean is the comedy king!!
    some great jokes there,

    yesterday pogo was not available in my tv as well, but now it is back:)
     
    uttoransen, May 26, 2007 IP
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    timsdd Peon

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    I've seen the Bean Raider before but not the other....not sure to laugh or to be frightened :p
     
    timsdd, May 26, 2007 IP
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    mitcharr Notable Member

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    #7
    haha very funny jokes thanks for finding them
     
    mitcharr, May 26, 2007 IP
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    funkymario Notable Member

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    Mr bean, is really like the charlin chaplin of our age, he is very talented, a unique person on this earth :D
     
    funkymario, May 26, 2007 IP
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    choice Prominent Member

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    #9
    good stuff must watch the latest film some time
     
    choice, May 26, 2007 IP
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    I cant wait for mr. beans holiday :D
     
    cool_78, May 26, 2007 IP
  11. getjimmy

    getjimmy Prominent Member

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    #11
    Its already released.
     
    getjimmy, May 26, 2007 IP
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    Rohit patel Prominent Member

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    #12
    I am big fan of Mr.Bean and this is a great stuff. Thanks for sharing it.
     
    Rohit patel, May 27, 2007 IP
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    drpepper Well-Known Member

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    #13
    cant stop lauging with his pictures and those jokes! i love mr.bean!
     
    drpepper, May 29, 2007 IP
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    #14
    Lol.....did u make any of those up, or are they all real?

    Has anyone else seen Mr Beans holiday? Saw it with friends a while back...quite good!

    Though, must admit I jumped when the alsation jumped out of the back of the truck!
     
    pangea, May 30, 2007 IP
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    Ezhel Banned

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    hahaha!!!those are great!where did you get that?lol:D
     
    Ezhel, May 31, 2007 IP
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    cryxellis Banned

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    #16
    after all Mr. Bean will always be Mr. Bean:D
     
    cryxellis, May 31, 2007 IP
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    #17
    make me laugh mate
    thanks great pics
     
    harshakiran, Jun 2, 2007 IP
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    Ha Ha Ha! Thanks guy. I love Mr. Bean so much.
    He 's very funny.
     
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    i cant wait to watch Mr Bean Holiday! :D
     
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    Haha great jokes! :) Did you make those up or did you get them elsewhere?
     
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