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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by digitalmatch, May 8, 2008.

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    So you think you're smart? This is a quiz for people who know everything! These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers. [Answers appear below.]

    1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.

    2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?

    3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?

    4. Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball?

    5. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?

    6. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?

    7. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters "dw" and they are all common words. Name two of them.

    8. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them?

    9. Where are the lakes that are referred to in the Los Angeles Lakers?

    10. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.

    11. Name six or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter "S." [No colours for answers allowed.]



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    Answers to Quiz:
    1. The one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends . . . boxing
    2. North American landmark constantly moving backward . . . Niagara Falls. (The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.)
    3. The only two vegetables that can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons . . . asparagus and rhubarb.
    4. The only sport in which the ball is always in possession of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without touching the ball . . . . baseball.
    5. The fruit with its seeds on the outside. . . the strawberry.
    6. How did the pear get inside the brandy bottle? It grew inside the bottle. (The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the entire growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems.)
    7. Three English words beginning with dw. . . dwarf, dwell, and dwindle.
    8. The fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar . . . period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point, quotation marks, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses.
    9. Where are the original lakes referred to in the Los Angeles Lakers nickname? They're in Minnesota. (The team was originally known as the Minneapolis Lakers, and kept the name when they moved west.)
    10. The only vegetable or fruit never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh is lettuce.
    11. Six or more things you can wear on your feet beginning with "s" . .shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes, stockings, stilts.
     
    digitalmatch, May 8, 2008 IP
  2. sheilasultani

    sheilasultani Peon

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    #2
    Pretty cool test - I knew about 3/4
     
    sheilasultani, May 8, 2008 IP
  3. KingJim

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    #3
    Smarter than me :) Or maybe just a larger area to store useless facts ¶:Þ
     
    KingJim, May 8, 2008 IP
  4. EvcRo

    EvcRo Notable Member

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    #4
    I can't concentrate myself now:p to give the right answers... but very good test:) Thanks! I'll check it out later;)
     
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    cchetanonline Banned

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    #5
    Good one
    :)
     
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    makelanguages Peon

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    #6
    uhh too much reading, i didn't get any right.. i
     
    makelanguages, May 8, 2008 IP
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    real_skinner Notable Member

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    #7
    DAMN I never get a closer answer.. Whew... I think I need coffee :p
     
    real_skinner, May 8, 2008 IP
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    coderbari Well-Known Member

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    #8
    Cool list.Thanks for posting :)
     
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    dynashox Premium Member Staff

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    #9
    Good one. I've only seen a couple of that question before.
     
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    farooqaaa Well-Known Member

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    #10
    0.5 / 11... I had half answer for 7 question. I knew dwarf & dwell only.

    Nice questions. :)
     
    farooqaaa, May 8, 2008 IP
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    rightit Well-Known Member

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    #11
    I enjoyed it. Thanks for sharing it.
     
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  12. rebaz

    rebaz Peon

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    #12
    Pretty cool test
     
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    redz Well-Known Member

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    #13
    you got me lol, I only knew like 3 answers to all those questions.
     
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    #14
    i knew most of those :p
     
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    #15
    oops! My ignorance just got exposed. Great quiz.
     
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    #16
    thanks for your giving laughter
     
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    mimm Banned

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    #17
    Hmm.. Interesting quiz. I keep my result for myself. :)
     
    mimm, May 9, 2008 IP