Little Tony returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks the father. "The teacher asked me, 'How much is 2 x 3,' " I said "6", replies Tony. "But that's right!" says his dad. "Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3 x 2?" "What's the fuckingg difference?" asks the father. "That's what I said!"
ha ha nice 1 mate, here is 1 from me Li'l Johnny was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?" Li'l Johnny answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?" The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?" The teacher couldnt stop herself.....after the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."
Oh MY god, Can not stop myself from laughing both are great "THE SUM OF WHICH and THE SON OF BITCH" My son is in Upper KG and he will start learning math from this year and hope to get few live jokes from him... thank you for sharing .......m still laughing..
Not really math-related but still a joke ... Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94-year-old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up the stairs or down?" The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure ! hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood." She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
If this is not realted with kids and math then here is my joke THE BARBER...YOU MUST READ THIS>>>>>> THERE IS THIS GOOD OLD BARBER IN LONDON. ONE DAY A FLORIST GOES TO HIM FOR A HAIRCUT. AFTER THE CUT, HE GOES TO PAY THE BARBER AND THE BARBER REPLIES: "I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU. I AM DOING THE COMMUNITY SERVICE." THE FLORIST IS HAPPY AND LEAVES THE SHOP. NEXT MORNING WHEN THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP, THERE IS A "THANK YOU" CARD AND A DOZEN ROSES WAITING AT HIS DOOR. POLICEMAN GOES FOR A HAIRCUT AND HE ALSO GOES TO PAY THE BARBER AFTER THE CUT. BUT THE BARBER REPLIES: "I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU. I AM DOING THE COMMUNITY SERVICE. THE COP IS HAPPY AND LEAVES THE SHOP. THE NEXT MORNING THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP, THERE IS A THANK YOU CARD AND A DOZEN DONUTS ARE WAITING AT HIS DOOR. AN INDIAN SOFTWARE ENGINEER GOES FOR A HAIRCUT AND HE ALSO GOES TO PAY THE BARBER AFTER THE CUT. BUT THE BARBER REPLIES: "I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU. I AM DOING THE COMMUNITY SERVICE. " THE INDIAN SOFTWARE ENGINEER IS HAPPY AND LEAVES. THE NEXT MORNING WHEN THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP, GUESS WHAT HE FINDS THERE... TRY TO GUESS COME ON, THINK LIKE AN INDIAN................. . . . . A DOZEN INDIANS WAITING FOR A HAIRCUT...