joke - tit for tat

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    tit-for-tat

    1st guy: i have one good and one bad news.

    2nd guy: tell me the bad news first.

    1st guy: the bad news is, there is no good news.

    2nd guy: ok tell me the good news.

    1st guy: the good news is, there is no bad news.

    2nd guy: my dress got dirty.

    1st guy: why?

    2nd guy: because I was Rolling Over Floor and Laughing on your joke
     
    kjambu, Apr 20, 2009 IP
  2. kishore415

    kishore415 Well-Known Member

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    #2
    funny...LOL
     
    kishore415, Apr 20, 2009 IP
  3. danger0088

    danger0088 Peon

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    #3
    its cOOLL but sounds a big funny things hmmm
     
    danger0088, Apr 20, 2009 IP
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    soulzzzz0055 Peon

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    #4
    full time pass
     
    soulzzzz0055, Apr 20, 2009 IP
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    #5
    Very funny............

    Chief Executive: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
     
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    bunty_cms Banned

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    #6
    Cool one,
    Nice joke to be heared.
    Thanks for sharing....
     
    bunty_cms, Apr 22, 2009 IP
  7. submissionguru

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    #7
    nice and cool one, hope soon heard more from u
     
    submissionguru, Apr 22, 2009 IP
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    john.smith4621 Banned

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    #8
    Funny Joke.:)
     
    john.smith4621, Apr 22, 2009 IP
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    Stiffin.in Well-Known Member

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    #9
    very funny joke...keep it up..
     
    Stiffin.in, Apr 22, 2009 IP
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    Awan-G Active Member

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    #10
    Time spending joke

    very funny
     
    Awan-G, Apr 22, 2009 IP
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    Naughty Son Peon

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    #11
    Man: How do you make holy water?

    Priest: Take some water and boil the hell out of it.
     
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    musichangout.com Well-Known Member

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    #12
    Cool one :)
     
    musichangout.com, Apr 23, 2009 IP
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    #13
    Looks really funny!
    Keep sharing with us!
     
    pavan6993, Apr 23, 2009 IP