*Written on a bathroom wall*... "My mother made me a homosexual" *And right beneath it someone responded* "If I buy her the materials, will she make ME one too?
Nice one m8.. One day guerrilla soldiers come to a village up in a isolated village to get new soldiers.. They took all the men and put them in a row so the big boss could inspect them. During this time all the wifes was crying their eyes out and begging the boss to not take their husband, after a while the boss decided to do a game where the wifes would not have a chance to win.. He told to cover the eyes of the wifes with a blinder and asked all the men in the row to take their panties down, the game was to let the wifes tuch the husbands genitalias and by doing that tell which one is their husband, the ones that got it right would not loose their husbands.. So the first wife started -Not this one... -Not this one... -Not this one... -Not this one... -Ahhh him.. this is my husband.. And she was right The second wife come and she did the same, and the third one,, the boss started to get worried if they continued like this there would not be any new soldiers.. So he decided to put some of his own soldiers there in the line.. And the first wive that come after that started: -Not this one... -Not this one... -Not this one... -Not this one... -Not this one... -Not this one... -This one is not even from our village.... -Not this one... -Not this one...
There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in." So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird shits on his head, and he yells "Oh Shit!"