Hope you all enjoy this joke. A train leaves a station and it was the night journey and all the passengers were fast asleep. All of a sudden, there is a big jerk and people think that its a earthquake and after sometime, there is complete silence. The passengers step down to find out that what's wrong and see the trail is de-railed and landed in the nearby fields. They walk up to the engine driver to find out that what exactly happened. The engine driver says that one kid came in front of the train. One of the angry passenger tells the driver that why he did not crush the kid. The engine driver says that I was doing the same thing but the silly kid started running zigzag in the fields.
Well, in the year 2000, I was the Authorised Reseller of Birla AT&T Communications Ltd (now know as Idea) and used to often go to Bombay with my younger brother's friend since he had the idea of the mobile phone market. Basically I used to club New Connection + Mobile Phone package. On one such occasion, we were returning back from Bombay when he told me this joke in the train.
We have to thank the engine driver for perfect derailing of the train without hurting the passengers He needs promotion...