Joke of the Day: Father, I am sinful

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    Once, there was a man who was so upset by his past deeds that he decided to visit a church and confess all of his sins. When he arrived at the church, he walked to the confession area and spoke to the pastor.

    "Father, I am sinful."

    "Yes, son, just tell me what have you done, the Lord will forgive you."

    "Father, I have a steady relationship with my girlfriend, it's been 3 years and nothing serious ever happened between us. Yesterday, I visited her house, nobody was at home except for her sister. We were alone and I slept with her."

    "That's bad my boy, fortunately you realize your mistake."

    "Father, last week I went to my grilfriend's office to look for her, but nobody was around except for one of her colleagues, so I slept with her too."

    "That's not very good of you."

    "Father, last month, I went to her uncle's house to look for her, nobody was around except for her auntie, and I slept with her too."

    "Father? ... Father?"

    Suddenly this guy realized that there was no response from the Father, he walked over and discovered that the Pastor was not there. So he began searching for him.

    "Father? Where are you?"

    He searched high and low, and finally he found him hiding under the table behind the piano.

    "Father, why are you hiding here?"

    "Sorry son, suddenly I remembered there is nobody around here except me."
     
    venetsian, Aug 9, 2007 IP
  2. KingofKings

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    #2
    LOL!!!! Well the joke needs adjusting to the guy sleeping with guys.

    Like "Father, last monht, I went to her uncle's house to look for her, nobody was around except for her uncle so I slept with him too."
     
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  3. .Essence.

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    #3
    That got me to chuckle a little.
     
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    #4
    I concur!!

    I thought the 'Father' was the uncle!
     
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    Realm Well-Known Member

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    haha...he was afraid he might get raped rolf
     
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    hahaha.. nice one.
    this time he might sleep with father :p
     
    informationHell, Aug 10, 2007 IP
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    #7
    Now..that's funny. lol
     
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    #8
    Wow...that is a funny joke,LoL.
     
    cleanwater, Aug 10, 2007 IP
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    #9
    really good one...LOL ....POOR FATHER..HAHAH I can not stop my self :)
     
    cheapest, Aug 11, 2007 IP
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    #10
    thats what i thought too lol,

    good joke made me chuckle.
     
    Sk8r, Aug 11, 2007 IP
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    hehe.. what the h*ck!!.. hehe.. i never realize it's like that.. a guys sleeps with a guy :D
     
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    Was great fun to read that. LoLLoLLoLLoLLLLLLLoLLLL
     
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    #13
    cool joke! make me laugh on my feet. Great joke lol:)
     
    freind87, Aug 13, 2007 IP
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    #14
    Lol... I thought he wanted a nun to be raped... or that he was telling everyone to get out of the church so that he'll be alone with him
     
    still_water, Aug 15, 2007 IP
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    nice man its great ha ha ha
     
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    hehehe thanks nice
     
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    #17
    Good chuckle thanks for sharing:)
     
    Kim-Webgirl, Jul 15, 2008 IP
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