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Joke of the day: $40k Ring :D

Discussion in 'Movies, Music & TV' started by venetsian, Jul 23, 2007.

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    An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

    The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him.

    The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special."

    At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000", the jeweler said.

    The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.

    The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

    The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by check. "I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.

    Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account."

    "I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"
     
    venetsian, Jul 23, 2007 IP
  2. amitpatel_3001

    amitpatel_3001 Results Follow Patience

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    #2
    Nice joke there :) i idea was too good ;)
     
    amitpatel_3001, Jul 23, 2007 IP
  3. KingofKings

    KingofKings Banned

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    #3
    hehe.. That is great joke. I should do this sometime with some chicks. :D
     
    KingofKings, Jul 23, 2007 IP
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    Computerized Well-Known Member

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    lol, awesome joke :D Pretty smart man.
     
    Computerized, Jul 23, 2007 IP
  5. cheapest

    cheapest Active Member

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    #5
    That is very funny idea...LOL..heard before but reallly a great one...HAHAHAHAHAHA
     
    cheapest, Jul 23, 2007 IP
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    Dzuster Banned

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    #6
    Nice and funny Joke! ahihihi

    Thanks For sharing :D
     
    Dzuster, Jul 23, 2007 IP
  7. Concept

    Concept Peon

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    Lol nice joke :D

    Might have to try that trick ;)
     
    Concept, Jul 23, 2007 IP
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    I wonder if the Jeweler charged him for the bum check :p:p
     
    timsdd, Jul 23, 2007 IP
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    gerritpoel Active Member

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    #9
    Haha this joke sparks ideas. :)
    Nice one.. I hope people wont cop the idea heh
     
    gerritpoel, Jul 23, 2007 IP
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    getjimmy Prominent Member

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    #10
    Nice joke.the idea was great.
     
    getjimmy, Jul 23, 2007 IP
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    ttitaniumhijau Peon

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    haha i like that kind of stuff. thanx for keep us laughing:)
     
    ttitaniumhijau, Jul 23, 2007 IP
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    haha i think most of the guys here will do that.
     
    khaty, Jul 24, 2007 IP
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    Requiem Peon

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    #13
    Haha, ya. Good joke :)
     
    Requiem, Jul 24, 2007 IP
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    #14
    Haha - now that is one Wise Man :)
     
    Bombaywala, Jul 24, 2007 IP
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    tarponkeith Well-Known Member

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    #15
    Haha, that was good...

    It probably only cost him the $20 bounced check fee :)
     
    tarponkeith, Jul 24, 2007 IP
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    #16
    It is a nice joke,

    I have read this story before.
     
    Avery001, Jul 24, 2007 IP
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    Shame you cant really do that in the restaurant :D
     
    mightyb, Jul 24, 2007 IP
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    wisdom always pays. smart guy!
     
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    #19
    haha that's a good one..I didn't know what to expect in the end and definitely got me!
     
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    #20
    that is really funny! it makes me laugh a lot:)
     
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