Joke: Lecturer having problem with English

Discussion in 'Movies, Music & TV' started by vijaybhaskar184, Apr 20, 2009.

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    A new lecturer was unable to control the class. The guys were just talking without giving any attention to him.

    So he wanted to send a guy who was creating most of the problem out. But he didn't know how to put it in English..

    He went near the guy. Shouted "follow me". The guy followed him till he went out of the class. Now the lecturer turned back and again shouted "Don't follow me" and went inside the class.

    For more jokes visit: My-jokes
     
    vijaybhaskar184, Apr 20, 2009 IP
  2. Bohra

    Bohra Prominent Member

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    #2
    Joke or smartness ?
     
    Bohra, Apr 20, 2009 IP
  3. kjambu

    kjambu Peon

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    #3
    did you try to translate it from some other language?
    may be it was interesting in that language.
    this one does not generate a laugh.
    may be Bohra has a point there.
     
    kjambu, Apr 20, 2009 IP
  4. danger0088

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    #4
    wut a joke
     
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  5. websea

    websea Peon

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    These Questions No One Can Answer :

    1) Why are actors IN movies but ON television?
    2) Who decided that a round pizza should be put in a square box?
     
    websea, Apr 20, 2009 IP
  6. Digital_shubhi

    Digital_shubhi Illustrious Member

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    #6
    Thats a good one !!

    I saw this type of things in the TV AD of Mentos (Glows the light of your brain) :) :D

    - Digital -
     
    Digital_shubhi, Apr 20, 2009 IP
  7. submissionguru

    submissionguru Peon

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    #7
    nice one but not laugh me enough
     
    submissionguru, Apr 21, 2009 IP
  8. pavan6993

    pavan6993 Peon

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    #8
    That's a good joke!
    But it doesn't makes me more laugh!
     
    pavan6993, Apr 21, 2009 IP
  9. aneel90

    aneel90 Banned

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    haha smart dude
     
    aneel90, Apr 21, 2009 IP
  10. Bradders

    Bradders Member

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    #10
    Stop lying to yourselfs it was shit!
     
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  11. Eminem

    Eminem Active Member

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    #11
    1) Actors are IN the movie as this refers to them taking part IN the scenes and roles which they are playing. They are on television as this refers to them being seen ON the screen by the viewer

    2) Its logical to put a round pizza in a square box because its easier to get the pizza out. its also easier to manufacture a square box then a round one.

    Oh and the OP was smart rather than funny.
     
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  12. Awan-G

    Awan-G Active Member

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    #12
    Has a good and smart joke but not very funny !


    and "Eminem" made good answers
     
    Awan-G, Apr 24, 2009 IP
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    #13
    I too feel that this joke was translated into English from some other language. Thanks for the effort.Cheers.
     
    Naughty Son, Apr 24, 2009 IP
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    #14
    hahahahah.. Nice joke.
     
    james2007, Apr 25, 2009 IP
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    #15
    lol....nice way to throw student out of class...smart professor LOL
     
    fired, Apr 25, 2009 IP
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    #16
    gooog joke buddy
     
    webmaster-32B2, Apr 25, 2009 IP