[Joke] Indian Vs. EnglishMan

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    There was once a Indian and an English Man who lived next door to each other. The Indian owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.

    One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Pakistani pick up the egg. The Indian ran up to the English Man and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The English Man disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.

    They argued for a while until finally the Indian said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for me to get up, who ever gets up quicker wins the egg."

    The English Man agreed to this and so the Indian found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the English man and kicked as hard as he could in the balls. The English Man fell to the floor clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes.

    Eventually the English Man stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you."

    The Indian said, "Keep the damn egg!"
     
    krkbkk, Feb 14, 2009 IP
  2. peter_anderson

    peter_anderson Notable Member

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    That's stupid.
     
    peter_anderson, Feb 14, 2009 IP
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  3. jeewant_gupta_051275

    jeewant_gupta_051275 Well-Known Member

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    Oh come on guys...whats wrong with DP?? never seen such racism here..cut it..such jokes shouldn't be allowed (I am from India BTW)
     
    jeewant_gupta_051275, Feb 14, 2009 IP
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    AnimeFevers Well-Known Member

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    #4
    Indians and the English have worked together for years and they work well together, this is a dumb thread.

    You guys on DP are making our contries look stupid. I'd expect this from the yanks. (no offence yanks :D)
     
    AnimeFevers, Feb 14, 2009 IP
  5. levampire

    levampire Active Member

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    Guys like you are shitting the place !!

    Not Being Racist, But What The !?

    ok, You could have said the SAME JOKE like this

    "There was once a Manand Another Man who lived next door to each other. the second man owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.

    One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the first man's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw A Thief pick up the egg. The Second Man ran up to the First Man and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The First Man disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.

    They argued for a while until finally the Indian said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for me to get up, who ever gets up quicker wins the egg."

    The First Man agreed to this and so the Second Guy found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the First man and kicked as hard as he could in the balls. The English Man fell to the floor clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes.

    Eventually the First Man stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you."

    The Second Man
    said, "Keep the damn egg!""
     
    levampire, Feb 14, 2009 IP
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    peter_anderson Notable Member

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    WTF? You're talking a lod of crap.
     
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    Rage Well-Known Member

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    That was the worst joke i ever heard....

    My request to indians, these kind of guys are not helping you to get a good image, they are just making it even worst....
     
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    ramkissoon Peon

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    whoa, serious hostility i am moving away from this thread...
     
    ramkissoon, Feb 14, 2009 IP
  9. krkbkk

    krkbkk Well-Known Member

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    LoL.

    A JOKE must be taken as a JOKE. If you people think that you are the only ones who can hurt the feelings of others, sorry, we can do much much more than you. Beware!

    We too have the rights. It is upto you take this as a joke or on the other way.

    Anyhow,

    If anyone who wades into P and R he/she should expect to find battle zone. We have a saying here in India, "If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen. ;)
     
    krkbkk, Feb 14, 2009 IP
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    Where did the Pakistani come from? :D
     
    jellybeanz, Feb 14, 2009 IP
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    krkbkk Well-Known Member

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    Hez a english turned Pakistani. ;) LoL
     
    krkbkk, Feb 14, 2009 IP
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    Really a Good Joke...;)

    What was the name of English Man :rolleyes:
     
    akshay123, Feb 14, 2009 IP
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