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[Joke] Indian Vs. American - "Family Problem"

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by krkbkk, Jan 9, 2010.

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    Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking
    shot after shot.

    The Indian man said to the American, 'You know my parents are forcing me to

    get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I
    haven't even met once.' We call this arranged marriage. I don't want
    to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now
    have a hell lot of family problems.'


    The American said, talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my
    story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.
    'After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter
    and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my
    father's father-in-law.

    Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More
    problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and
    so he is my uncle.

    Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son,
    my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand
    father and I am my own grandson.. And you say you have family problems..
    SEMrush
    The Indian fainted...
     
    krkbkk, Jan 9, 2010 IP
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  2. yogesh22

    yogesh22 Peon

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    #2
    That was a cracker. LMAO!!
     
    yogesh22, Jan 9, 2010 IP
  3. jomaz

    jomaz Member

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    #3
    that was :) lol...
     
    jomaz, Jan 9, 2010 IP
  4. sultanofseo

    sultanofseo Notable Member

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    digital_joe Peon

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    #5
    I have read this joke long time ago. But still looks fresh:)
    Any Americans who want to comment on this:D
     
    digital_joe, Jan 9, 2010 IP
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    Dharav Peon

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    #6
    really it very funny joke... i hope it will never happen with anyone
     
    Dharav, Jan 9, 2010 IP
  7. Abhik

    Abhik ..:: The ONE ::..

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    #7
    ghoss..
    There are so many problems in life. :p
     
    Abhik, Jan 9, 2010 IP
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    bleo Well-Known Member

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    #8
    I am not American, but it's like.. lol
     
    bleo, Jan 9, 2010 IP
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    Site Reviver Peon

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  10. TIRTH

    TIRTH Peon

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    #10
    Good joke thanks for sharing it here.

    Cool one.
     
    TIRTH, Jan 9, 2010 IP
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    #11
    Thats funny... man
     
    Tj John, Jan 9, 2010 IP
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    phyza Well-Known Member

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    #12
    It was actually a poem kinda joke i read long long time back and here it is and i hope you will enjoy this one:

    Many, many years ago
    When I was twenty three,
    I was married to a widow
    Who was pretty as can be.

    This widow had a grown-up daughter
    Who had hair of red.
    My father fell in love with her,
    And soon they too were wed.

    This made my dad my son-in-law
    And really changed my life.
    Now, my daughter was my mother,
    Because she was my father's wife.

    To complicate the matter worse
    Even though it brought me joy,
    I soon became the father
    Of a bouncing baby boy.

    My little baby then became
    A brother-in-law to dad.
    And so became my uncle,
    Though it made me very sad.

    For if, if he was my uncle,
    Then that also made him brother
    Of the widow's grown-up daughter
    Who, of course,was my step-mother.

    Father's wife then had a son,
    Who kept them on the run.
    And he became my grandchild,
    For he was my daughter's son.

    My wife is now my mother's mother
    And it makes me blue.
    Because, although she is my wife,
    She's my grandmother too.

    Now, If my wife is my grandmother,
    Then I'm her grandchild.
    And every time I think of it,
    It nearly drives me wild.

    'Cause now I have become
    The strangest case you ever saw.
    As husband of my grandmother,
    I am my own grandfather

    Regards
    PHYzA :)
     
    phyza, Jan 9, 2010 IP
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    krkbkk Well-Known Member

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    :) Phyza!

    How come you still remember those words after long time also?!
     
    krkbkk, Jan 9, 2010 IP
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    kittyluver Notable Member

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    #14
    Nice poem!!! Really this was written with experience (???) :p
     
    kittyluver, Jan 9, 2010 IP
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    Bohra Prominent Member

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    #15
    lol.. dont know how real this is but as per movies it looks so on topic
     
    Bohra, Jan 9, 2010 IP
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    phyza Well-Known Member

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    #16
    My memory is good specially when it comes to memorize poems as i am myself a poet so i still remember this one but for the safe side i had it written in my folder also so i just copied and pasted it :)
     
    phyza, Jan 10, 2010 IP
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    mainhoondon Well-Known Member

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    #17
    LAMO..nice one..
    I just received this as an SMS on my mob too :p
     
    mainhoondon, Jan 10, 2010 IP
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    fancymouj Peon

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    #18
    hehehehehehe.......

    Good joke thanks for sharing it here.

    nice......
     
    fancymouj, Jan 10, 2010 IP
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    #19
    There is family problem for everyone irrespective of where you are located on the earth but the second one narrated was too funny and a bit complicated :D
     
    dairyman, Jan 10, 2010 IP
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    Mentalhead Active Member

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    #20
    Nice one :D but not funny as much as I expected
     
    Mentalhead, Jan 10, 2010 IP
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