[Joke] George Bush and the President of China

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    George Bush: "Condoleeza! Nice to see you. What's happening?"
    Condoleeza Rice: "Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China."
    George: "Great. Lay it on me."
    Condoleeza: "'Hu' is the new leader of China."
    George: "That's what I want to know."
    Condoleeza: "That's what I'm telling you."
    George: "That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?"
    Condoleeza: "Yes."
    George: "I mean the fellow's name."
    Condoleeza: "Hu."
    George: "The guy in China."
    Condoleeza: "Hu."
    George: "The new leader of China."
    Condoleeza: "Hu."
    George: "The Chinaman!"
    Condoleeza: "Hu is leading China."
    George: "Now whaddya' asking me for?"
    Condoleeza: "I'm telling you Hu is leading China."
    George: "Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?"
    Condoleeza: "That's the man's name."
    George: "That's whose name?"
    Condoleeza: "Yes."
    George: "Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?"
    Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
    George: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East."
    Condoleeza: "That's correct."
    George: "Then who is in China?"
    Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
    George: "Yassir is in China?"
    Condoleeza: "No, sir."
    George: "Then who is?"
    Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
    George: "Yassir?"
    Condoleeza: "No, sir."
    George: "Look, Condoleeza. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone."
    Condoleeza: "Kofi?"
    George: "No, thanks."
    Condoleeza: "You want Kofi?"
    George: "No."
    Condoleeza: "You don't want Kofi."
    George: "No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N."
    Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
    George: "Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N."
    Condoleeza: "Kofi?"
    George: "Milk! Will you please make the call?"
    Condoleeza: "And call who?"
    George: "Who is the guy at the U.N?"
    Condoleeza: "Hu is the guy in China."
    George: "Will you stay out of China?!"
    Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
    George: "And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N."
    Condoleeza: "Kofi."
    George: "All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone."
     
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  2. Jossey

    Jossey Guest

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    super duper , I enjoyed it until the end
    thank you for sharing
     
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    bodzila Peon

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    Nice humor dude, very funny..
     
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    funny joke..
     
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    LoL.

    Video Version is damn good!
     
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