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A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street.

A tall lady answered the door.

Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.

"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will eat all this s...!" exclaimed the eager salesman.

Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.

The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, Madam?"

"We just moved in, & there's no electricity in the house!"

Moral : Gather all required information before working on any project..

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#2

Haha thats neat, unexpected.

Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.
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i dont get that though lol

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#3

nice joke pal. nice moral

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#4

LOL, Funny.....chilli sauce or ketchup ....ooooooooooooooo my god.

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Thanks guys for ur appreciation!

web_hunk, Aug 17, 2007 IP
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#7

lmao I like it. Corny but gets the job done.

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#8

I would be pulling out some extension cords and going next door...lol

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#9

Nice Joke!!! But Chilly Sauce Or Ketchup Won't Be Suitable For Cattle Dung...

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#10

Sounds like someone got pwned.

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#11

hahaha ... u made my mood .. nice one

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kittyluver said: ↑

Nice Joke!!! But Chilly Sauce Or Ketchup Won't Be Suitable For Cattle Dung...
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Hahaha

Then what will be suitable?

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#14

lmao, wow.. nice one..

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#15

Funny joke and nice moral.

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#16

Now it would have been nice if the vacuum cleaner can be charged

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#17

Cute joke mate! i always like this kind of stuff

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#18

nice joke...

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#19

Haha, Poor vacuum salesman. He attempted too hard.

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#20

Lol... nice one

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