Three lads are having a drink at the end of the day. All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. "In Seth Efrika our glasses are sow cheap that we down't need to drink from the syme one twice," he says. The Aussie, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. "Strewth mate, in Strailya mate, we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out the same glaass either," he says The Kiwi, cool as, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the South African and the Aussie. He turns to the astonished barman and says, "In The Land of the Long White Cloud mate, we have so many bloody South Africans and Aussie's that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
Lol....Good one So watz the morale of the story...."If you are a south african or an australian visiting new zealand, either don't drink beer, or just shut up and finish up your drink and keep moving ...eh