Joke - Cricket Team

Discussion in 'Sports' started by dotcompals, Mar 25, 2007.

  1. #1
    Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their father did for a living.

    All the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, doctor, salesman, etc. but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet.

    So the teacher asked him about his father.

    My father," Billy said, "is an exotic dancer is a gay club and takes off all his clothese in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good he'll go out with them, rent a cheap room and let them sleep with him."

    The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Bill aside and asked, "Is this really true, Billy?"

    "No," he replied, "my father plays for the Indian cricket team, but I am too embarrassed to talk about it."
     
    dotcompals, Mar 25, 2007 IP
  2. sunilvarma

    sunilvarma Peon

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    #2
    read this joke long back, but the kid actually says his dad plays for england!!
     
    sunilvarma, Mar 25, 2007 IP
  3. dotcompals

    dotcompals Prominent Member

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    #3
    Just a small modification, to suit the situation .. LOL
     
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    zhanglh02 Peon

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    #4
    hehehehe what dose your father do?
     
    zhanglh02, Mar 25, 2007 IP
  5. dotcompals

    dotcompals Prominent Member

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    #5
    LOL. Not either of the above.............. LOL
     
    dotcompals, Mar 25, 2007 IP
  6. Rohit patel

    Rohit patel Prominent Member

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    #6
    Lol nice one for cricket lover. :D
     
    Rohit patel, Mar 25, 2007 IP
  7. rays

    rays Active Member

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    #7
    nice one .. really embarrassing to relate with Indian Cricket team in any terms ... the way they performed in world cup proves It.
     
    rays, Mar 25, 2007 IP
  8. swapnil90

    swapnil90 Well-Known Member

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    #8
    He he...FIts for the current situation...
     
    swapnil90, Mar 25, 2007 IP
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    dam_sid Banned

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    #9
    very funny...
     
    dam_sid, Mar 26, 2007 IP
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    KingofKings Banned

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    #10
    Thanx... funny joke... :D
     
    KingofKings, Mar 26, 2007 IP
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    uday_yadav2 Well-Known Member

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    #11
    Good Information :)
     
    uday_yadav2, Apr 10, 2008 IP
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    rockinfuture Peon

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    #12
    That was a good one!! I read this for the first time but liked it. :) Keep sharing good jokes. No matter in the same thread...
     
    rockinfuture, Apr 11, 2008 IP
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    #13
    That's funny :D
     
    kingofsanda, Apr 11, 2008 IP
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    sturat.mitchel Banned

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    #14
    Funny Latifa to Read . I like Billy however his umpiring and actions both are right and amusing
     
    sturat.mitchel, Apr 14, 2008 IP
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    oldmentor Banned

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    #15
    very good joke....
     
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  16. uday_yadav2

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    #16
    Very very funny...
     
    uday_yadav2, May 14, 2008 IP