[Joke] - Bulldog Attack

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by Froggie, Nov 13, 2006.

  1. #1
    This isn't a politically-motivated post, it's not meant to belittle American police officers nor make little girls look like wimps. It's especially not meant to encourage bulldog killings. It's simply a funny email I received thought I'd share with you.

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    A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he
    sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog .

    He runs over
    and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog
    and saving the girl's life.

    A policeman who was watching the
    scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can
    read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life
    of little girl"

    The man says: - "But I am not a New
    Yorker!"

    "Oh
    then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American
    saves life of little girl'" - the policeman answers.

    "But I am not
    an American!" - says the man.

    "Oh, what are you then? "

    The
    man says: - "I am a Pakistani!"

    The next day the newspapers
    says:
    "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog."
     
    Froggie, Nov 13, 2006 IP
  2. Grafstein

    Grafstein Peon

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    #2

    Why did the bastard kill the dog for?
     
    Grafstein, Nov 13, 2006 IP
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    #3
    It's a bit exaggerated, but there is a bit of truth in that.
     
    Samba99, Nov 13, 2006 IP
  4. Rebecca

    Rebecca Prominent Member

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    #4
    That was so funny!
     
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    #5
    Because it was attacking the girl!
     
    Samba99, Nov 14, 2006 IP
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    AGS Notable Member

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    #6
    If it wasn't so true it would be funny.
     
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    #7
    nice one .. quite true too
     
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  8. Colleen

    Colleen Illustrious Member

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    #8
    Sad but true they'd twist it that way. Still a funny joke. :)
     
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  9. Froggie

    Froggie Well-Known Member

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    hey colleen where in ont are u?
     
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    Colleen Illustrious Member

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    Mississauga.
     
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  11. Froggie

    Froggie Well-Known Member

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    am in london
     
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