John Darwin the "peek a boo canoeist" who went missing 5 years ago when he went canoing in england and never made it to shore. Ann Darwin was happy to collect the compensation money . The "mole looking women" was arrested on Johns return after he walked into a local police station like a dopey dick. He had spent the last 5 years hidden behind a secret wall in the family home. He was arrested and charged with fraud. But look on the bright side John you did break the hide and seek hiding record!. After the arrest "The sun" reveled a picture of him while he was hiding. It resembled Osama Bin Laden with a dodgy barnet. I have come to the conclusion that John Darwin turned himself in because looking at a fellow prisoner was alot more appealing than looking at his wife!
lol hide and seek with John Darwin sound pretty boring......... his wife honestly looks like a mole and that is my article !