The problem with Jackass is that I'm always concerned my son will try to copy some of the stunts ... ok, that was a lie. I'm worried that I'll try out some of the stunts and break bones, same as the last time -- the 'stunt' that got me the 'lifetime ban' from skateboarding.
All stupid stunts performed are done while sober. Hey! Maybe that's where I've been going wrong? Perhaps they are best done inebriated? Ok, what am I still allowed to do ...? Hmmm... no skateboards, no rollerblades, no stunt-rolls, no jumping from things, no trampolines, no bouncy castles, no gymnastics (i.e. backflips - read 'falling on head backwards'; no handstands - read, 'falling on head upsidedown'; no cartwheels - read 'falling on head sideways') ... gonna have to give this some thought ...
Well, in the first stunt one of the guys places a mouse puppet on his penis then sticks it through a hole. There is a string tied to it so one of the other guys can make it move around. What's on the other side of the hole you ask? SPOILER: Scroll right to see the answer if you wish..........................................A huge snake that does bite...ouch! Code (markup):