That's not unlucky dude! That's about as fortunate as you can get: fall out of tree - don't die on impact. Fall into river - don't drown. Fall into river with ice - don't get caught under the ice and die. Walk home freezing cold and don't die of hypothermia.
One time I got mad and yelled at four drunk girls, blowing what would have been a five-some. It was the principle of the thing, but still they had already agreed.