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Is this a stupid joke or what

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Afazelpoor, May 15, 2008.

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    Stroke of Bad Luck A guy heard from his doctor that masturbating before sex could help him last longer. So he decided to try it. He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office, so he thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured he might get mugged. Finally, he was inspired. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and said, "What?" He heard, "This is the police. What's going on here?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill five minutes ago."
    SEMrush
     
    Afazelpoor, May 15, 2008 IP
    SEMrush
  2. jkrish41

    jkrish41 Banned

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    #2
    Haha, well it isn't one really of a believable joke, but it is funny.
     
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    invisible Banned

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    LMAO, Thats crazy
     
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    w3bmaster Notable Member

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    #4
    This story is hilarious :))
     
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    Haha, made me laugh
     
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    lol that was pretty good :D
     
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    #7
    pretty funny.
     
    VerizonGo, May 15, 2008 IP
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    lolol, thats hilarious!
     
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    #9
    Good one!!!!
     
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    #10
    Haha its not a stupid joke its kinda funny man :D
     
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    OMG that cheered my evening right up... HALRIOUS :D :D
     
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    XDDDDDDD so good! thank for make me laught..
    i have another one!
    the end is good..

    A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine
    the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated.
    As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be
    cremated, he made an amazing discovery. Mr. Schwartz had the
    longest private part he had ever seen!

    "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz" said the mortician, "but I can't send you
    off to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this.
    It has to be saved for posterity."

    With that, the mortician used his tools to remove the dead man's
    schlong. He stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home.

    The first person he showed it to was his wife. "I have something to
    show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened up his briefcase.

    "Oh my God!" she screamed. "Schwatrz is dead!"
     
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    #13
    hahaha nice buddy if you have more jokes keep posting .
     
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    dynashox Premium Member Staff

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    #14
    Lol.... Great joke. :D
     
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    chtdatweb Well-Known Member

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    PMSL :D I love it :D
     
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    #16
    Haha great one, one of the best lately ;)
     
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    gathersuccess Well-Known Member

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    #17
    that funny LOL
     
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    #18
    Not really that stupid, I enjoyed the joke, thanks for the smile. :)
     
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    LMAO really great...thanks for posting...keep it like this, man...I want to laugh more :D
     
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    #20
    LOL WTF, thats too crazy
     
    clinton, May 16, 2008 IP