He claims that the reason he can not serve in this war is because he is convicted felon (dealing drug) which makes him the only chicken hawk here with possible valid excuse.
He should try again, they are scraping the bottom of the barrel these days. They have already raised the upper age limit and hand out waivers like there is no tomorrow. Not to mention the back door draft. If you ever wanted to be in the military but thought you couldn't, now is your chance They are so desperate they might even let an anti-American like GTech back in, not that he would get off his couch and fight in the war that he seems to so strongly support.
I don't think there is a chance that any of these yellow bellies join for a real war but you should not forget that Gtech is "serving" the war as the Queen and commander in chief of cheerleaders brigade.