Iran Elections in PHP / Computer Language

A free script for non-democratic goverments:

<?php

/*
Free PHP Script for Goverments
System Requirements: runs on all non-democratic systems
*/


// config

$root 	= "Ayatollah Ali Khamenei";
$admin 	= "Mahmoud Ahmadinejad";
$rule	= "Never change a system!";
/* $rule = "Never change a running system!"; */ // ignore this, not running


// candidates and default percentage
$candidates = array(
	"Mahmoud Ahmadinejad" 	= 63;
	"Mir-Hossein Mousavi" 	= 34;
	"Mehdi Karroubi" 		= 2;
	"Mohsen Rezaee" 		= 1;
);



// init

prepare_system("mode: invisible");
ban_international_journalists("message: goto hell!");
arrest_iranian_journalists("message: be careful!");
arrest_bloggers_and_activists("message: be careful but ur late!");
block_popular_internet_sites();
prepare_local_media("hidden message: be with me, be happy! greetz, your a.nejad");




// election
get_votes();
load_fake_votes("mode: very invisible");
synchronize_all();



// calculation

while( $votes["Mahmoud Ahmadinejad"] < $votes["Mir-Hossein Mousavi"] * 2)
{
	$votes["Mahmoud Ahmadinejad"]++;
	$votes["Mir-Hossein Mousavi"]--;
	synchronize_all();
}




// end ...


while( are_people_still_on_the_street() && world_watching() )
{
	be_cruel();
	kill_some();
	arrest_some();
	
	if( is_exit_possible() ) break;
	
}

PHP:

http://www.cafewebmaster.com/iran-elections-php-computer-language
by flying_turtle

 

haha... Good one buddy!

Really Kewl..

 

There's two sides to every story, and being that I live in the Western world I generally don't trust what the media says here. They've lied so much in the past I see no reason to trust them.

 

Yes, they use massive selective news .
Rep+ added .

 

Hmm I think west intentionaly caused internal struggles for power in Iran.
And as Scoty said, west media are showing only one side of the story.

 

HAHAHAHAHA, nice script, ..... lol