Hey all, My name is Joseph, how's it going? I'm a website owner, fiverr jobber and overall opportunist who can sniff out a tenner in a force 9 gale Just discovered this place and thought I would check it out.
Thanks, its nice to be here! I generally write articles for other sites as I have a degree in English and writing is a passion of mine. I also provide traffic, plus I'm thinking of starting to sell ad space.
You have a degree in English do you? It is quite apparent indeed. Seeing as I am ESL, perhaps I can take English lessons from you?
Perhaps. I taught ESL for about 6 years at some major corporations in Germany (Johnson & Johnson, Panasonic, Shell Deutschland, Yamaha, Steinberg, Alice), as well as taking on charter groups for some smaller companies so it would not be beyond my abilities. I charge £52.50 per hour. It is readily apparent that you are indeed ESL if you have failed to understand the witticism,(given that you quoted my joke "I think I hippo"). A poor joke, maybe, but a joke nonetheless. If you are trying to use "reducteo ad absurdum" to attempt to make an idiot of me, bravo at attempting to do that in your second language (I wouldn't try it in mine). But I doubt it.