Interview Nintendo. (Yes, that messed up wacko on crack!!!)

In what events did you win your gold medals?

 

Masturbation Marathon

 

GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

::In what events did you win your gold medals?

Running, soccer, downhill sking, basketball, and track and field.

 

So you were basically a "ringer".

Have you ever considered taking some college courses...in order to maybe meet some girls?

 

:::Have you ever considered taking some college courses...in order to maybe meet some girls?

Oh no!!!!! I'm trying to stay away from chicks!!!!!!!!

 

A serious question ( yes, those apear on DP general chat ) : Is it true that autistic people can't attach emotionally to someone, heard this from some shrink?

 

It is for me!! Hince, I'm a virgin at the age of 28!!!! To me romance and all that emotion stuff is just yucky yucky blarg stuff!!!! I don't even try to socialize with the chicks!!!!!!!

Though some times while reading, I find myself shedding tears!! CRUD!!!!! Real men don't cry, right!!!! And these arn't romantic books, these are political books!!!!!

 

Ninno, did you ever watch "Hitch"? If not please do so ASAP.
And another question: If you could have a choice of any girl in the world (including celebrities) falling in love with you, who would it be?

 

:::Ninno, did you ever watch "Hitch"? If not please do so ASAP.

Never have.

:::And another question: If you could have a choice of any girl in the world (including celebrities) falling in love with you, who would it be?

Miss Gates!!!

 

what do you do when your not on the computer?

 

I'll take this one Nintendo.

He sleeps!

Hey Nintendo, do you use FireFox>?

 

doesnt it bother you not to be in human contact, i mean, i go a day without seeing one of my friends, i get depressed

 

That's strange.

How old are you?

 

im only 16

 

Ok, that's not so weird then.

 

why , how is it when your older?

 

You get depressed when you see your friends and they complain about the same stuff you are dealing with ... money, women, jobs ...

 

Hey Nintendo, they made a movie about you.

http://www.uip.co.uk/40yearoldvirgin/select_format.html

 

well, at least you get laid

 

:::do you use FireFox

Yes!!!! Only because of the PageRank box did I upgrade from Netscape to Firefox.

::::doesnt it bother you not to be in human contact, i mean, i go a day without seeing one of my friends, i get depressed

Not at all!!!! When I am around two leged humanoides, I don't even try to talk to them!!! I never even answer the phone!!!! Well, that's what they invented answering machines for!!!! Remember, I'm messed up!! Though I'm not good or evil, cause it doesn't exist, right!!

If a human askes me how I am, I say 'fine' and don't even ask them how they are, because if I did, then I would be in a conversation and would just be thinking 'duh...now what do I say!!!'

:::He sleeps!

And eats!!