Interview Nintendo. (Yes, that messed up wacko on crack!!!)

:::Can you REALLY HONESTLY say that you enjoy life?

If I could be cured and become what you humanoides call 'normal', I would NOT want to be cured!!!!! I enjoy it very much having no life!!!! Oh the horror of thinking of possibly socializing and doing all that romantic bird and the bees stuff!!

::|Do you have a best friend?

Nope, I drive every one insane to much for that!!! The chicks that I went to dances with in High School dumped me the day they graduated!!!

:::Who do you talk to about your problems?

No one, except on the internet, like at those virgin threads, and this thread!!!!

 

We need to make a film about you. I'ma contact me old mukka Steve Spielberg..I'm thinking the exorcist meets Physco.

You're off your fucking trolley. I'm trying to understand what goes on in that head of yours but I just can't. It's madness. I'm also trying to work out why you are so open online about the most disgusting things ever, yet offline you're a recluse.

Your excuse 'autism' just doesn't cut it. I've known (okay maybe not known) but spoken to a few autistic people before and they are nothing like you.

What happened in your past that has made you so ga ga?

Confess all Ninnie! We're all ears...

 

"Ninno's Confessions" or "How to keep girls away from you" would be a title for the flick

 

That sucks, bro. But don't let a bitch like that mess up your whole love life.

 

I don't believe that for a second. Seriously you never feel like catching a movie? or going to a themepark..ANYTHING fun at all? Don't you ever just want to meet up with people and get intoxicated and dance your tits off in a dingy club?

What is so great about eating, sleeping, interneting, eating, sleeping, interneting.. After 9 years aren't you bored of that?

Don't you want to get something out of life. You are just wasting it. Yanno - there's some people out there in the world that would love to be in your position right now. Okay, maybe only people that are dying, extreamely poor etc. but they would get so much better use out of life than you do.

I don't understand why you're even on here..making money for what?? What are you going to spend it on if you don't leave the house???

 

Back in 1995 an NBC crew came up to town for a day to make a 2 and a half minute clips about me to air at the opening cereomonies of the Special Olympics World Games!!! Then they tried to find some one to make a movie on the life of me but could never find a taker to make it. Probably because that was before I turned in to a messed up wacko on crack!!!

:::What happened in your past that has made you so ga ga?

Back in late 1999 I 'freaked out' about the Y2K and started driving people insane at my message boards. I enjoyed it so much that I kept being a messed up wacko and gave myself the title of da King of da Wacos. That's when I opened up on the internet. Before then I wasn't a wacko at all!!!!

:::Your excuse 'autism' just doesn't cut it.

My brother HATES that excuse!!!!! I know one other autistic person, and no, he isn't a freak like me!!!!!

:::I'm also trying to work out why you are so open online about the most disgusting things ever, yet offline you're a recluse.

I'm messed up!!!!! I'm much better at socializing on message boards than face to face and on the phone.

:::I'm trying to understand what goes on in that head of yours

It's always thinking 'What's the next thing I can do to drive you insane today?'!!!

 

It also seems you like socializing online. If you enjoy that, don't you think you'd enjoy socializing offline? JMO.

 

Just to confirm:

are you realy on crack?

if so: how?

why?

how long?

any plans on quiting?

if not: why not?

 

Do you actually own any Nintendo game systems, if so which ones?

 

two subject that are not to be spoken about: sex and money. we covered sex I guess:

how much money do you make a year?

 

LOL, once Ninno hits millionaire status, he will get laid ...

 

:::::I don't believe that for a second. Seriously you never feel like catching a movie? or going to a themepark..ANYTHING fun at all?

The last movie I went to watch in the theaters was the Passion of the Christ, about a year and a half ago!!!! I live next door to an Animal park, and I never go there. Though I worked there for three summers in a row back in high school. (Yes, they have monkies there!!)

:::|Don't you ever just want to meet up with people and get intoxicated and dance your tits off in a dingy club?

Nope, I have never smoked, done illegal drugs (not even crack though I had about 25 mg of legal heroin when I was locked up for a week for surgery two months ago), had bear, and only once did I have a sip of wine, and that was because I thought it was juice!

:::What is so great about eating, sleeping, interneting, eating, sleeping, interneting.. After 9 years aren't you bored of that?

i never get board!! I would much rather be doing this stuff, looking at a computer screen than be at Disneyland for free!!!! Even back in the geology lab I had no trouble doing the same thing over and over and over for almost 10 years.

:::You are just wasting it.

Hince I say, to any normal intelligent human, I have no life!!! I even eat almost the same thing day after day after day....

:::I don't understand why you're even on here..making money for what?? What are you going to spend it on if you don't leave the house???

I enjoy doing this internet stuff, BIG time. It's great to be your own boss and not have to get up at 7:00 AM. As for money, it mostly sits in the bank until a bill comes, or I buy something. I got almost $17,000 saved up, plus about $25,000 in an IRA! *Sees all the chicks flocking to me.*

:::It also seems you like socializing online. If you enjoy that, don't you think you'd enjoy socializing offline?

I'm stink at socializing face to face or on the phone!!!!

:::are you realy on crack?

LOL!!! Page 1 some where had that answer!!! Crack messes you up, I'm messed up, there for I must of been a crack-baby, since one cause of Autisim can be crack!!!! It's one of my two younger brothers that does the real drugs!!!

::|Do you actually own any Nintendo game systems, if so which ones?

Every Nintendo system except the Nintendo DS. The last time I played Nintendo was before surgery. I hate the 3D games, so odds are, I might never get another Nintendo system.

:::how much money do you make a year?

This year looks like about $20,000. Last year was around $35,000. 2000 was almost $100,000! This years drop is from AWS dying. *Must make content sites.*

 

I think it will take alot more for the chicks to flock to you than money.

But props to you for answering these questions honestly.

And if you are enjoying your lifestyle, then cool I suppose that's all that matters. Who are we to say otherwise.

 

ummm ... if it's a good chick (not just talking looks either).

 

Don't forget to factor in inflation. Apparently the number is up from 72 to 80 now. No point in short changing yourself a few virgins, eh?

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16065962-28102,00.html

See the last line of the article.

 

What is an "animal park"? :

 

LOL

I wish them 80 fags in hell instead

 

wow sorry for interrupting... I find this thread fascinating =P

weird eh

 

LOL, I think what Nintendo was trying to say is "Zoo"

 

hehe everyone is trying to get into Ninno's head.