Insert witty line here....

Hello!
I am Alison, rescuer by day & a plotter by night! I am actually very active in another forum & I kept hearing about this site, so here I am! I am aspiring to take over the world someday. I someday hope to be the crack of everyone's bad jokes when they see me on T.V because I have a lisp & I often make funny faces without trying...

My hobbies are the internet, video games, golf & being around my family (this includes friends as well) I work by protecting others from the evil forces of the world, yup! you guessed it, I am a stealthy Ninja, shaZAAM! Oh, sorry got mixed up with my cartoon character..

I am here to devlop more knowledge, offer my services or anything that may signify meaning to you. I am told that I am apparently more funny looking than funny or....it might have been the other way around...get back to you on that.

My strengths include humor, creativity, research goddess and a great listener. I am constructive & productive. I can motivate, and rejuvenate lots of people just by helping & reminding that quitting isn't an option but a solution is definitely one!

Well that's enough about me, looking forward to many days ahead! Again, if I can be of assistance, feel free to contact me.

Alison

P.S..HAHAHA!! I am a Peon!

 

Welcome to DP!, Enjoy, You sound like a great sort of person to have around, Good Luck

 

thanks! I look forward to all DP has to offer & I have to give

 

Hello Alison,

Welcome to the forum, keep posting and you wont be peon for long
Goodluck

 

wow , thats a long intro ..deserve a welcome party !

 

I must have forgotten to tell you that I am a endless pit of talking, information...

Some even call me whorish for it

 

Hey thank you to everyone welcoming me. I really am looking forward to being here, just browsing around. I am sure that ppl hear this alot but I am here to help and offer any knowledge on anything I know. If you need help finding an answer or whatever, I want to be able to help all I can.

This is awesome, I may never go to sleep!
Alison

 

money bullying.... how does that work?

welcome

 

Alot of ppl ask me that but I am actually trying to make sure everyone gets their money & keeps it from the scammers. I actually am very big in investing, and I was told that I am a good (cache 22 there) when it comes to dealing with bankers & making the most off the stock market

 

hi Alison its nice to see you here.

welcome to DP

have a good time here

 

Thank you! I plan too! I have a great feeling that I am going to be opened to a Whole new world for me!

Great site!!

alison

 

Well, my first welcome was deleted, so I'll try again.

Hi, welcome to DP. You seem to fit the description of a motivational speaker.

Anyway, if I can be of assistance, feel free to PM me

 

Thank you so much for the warmth! Vadym, I might take you on that offer of assistance

I motivate myself everyday, why not not help others by not helping them but being a positive presence! I should start my own fortune cookie plant. I Know this may sound crazy, and I will just spill my guts, what do you suggest for someone with the coolest idea ever & no tech skills to pull it off. I am the type to have a can do attitude. If anyone is willing to help, this would be awesome!
Alison

 

Hello and welcome Allison,
What your mean by 'rescuer by day'? a doctor, police or firefighter?

 

Welcome to DP.

 

Welcome to DP money bully.

 

law enforcement, I rescue old ladies cats who sees the uniform instead of the person inside uniform

hehe

thanks y'all for the warm welcomes