Insania

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by sji2671, Sep 22, 2005.

  1. #1
    Do you often get really strange questions from members of the public who's sanity you have to doubt?

    On one of my sites we do custom tattoo sketches, i.e. you have a really cool idea for a tattoo so our artists will sketch it up for you in black/white so that your happy before you have to enter a studio and get it done.

    Conversation:

    Customer: I would like <tattoo description>

    Support: No problem we have received your payment and will get this done for you.

    Customer: Is it in colour?

    Support: No, as stated on the website the design is sketched for you in black/white only your tattooist will discuss the best colour options for the design adn your skin.

    Customer: how long would it take for it to be processed and finally for me to recieve.

    Support: The design can take 1-3 days before its is back to you.

    Customer: is it not an actual tattoo I am getting?

    Support: ? We only provide a sketch, we can't tattoo you, you need to take the design to your chosen tattooist, this will should save you time and money when going to your studio.

    END...

    If I could offer online tattoos I think I would be on to a winner :eek:
     
    sji2671, Sep 22, 2005 IP
  2. mcfox

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    Was it Peter Andre? Or Katie Price? :eek: Is that why you titled the post, Insania? C'mon, no-one else has to know? ;)

    Can I have a tattoo right now over the internet? You do that, right? Hypertoos? :confused:
     
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  3. sji2671

    sji2671 Self Made Mind

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    Damn you Foxy, you need to get out more and stop watchin that celebrity jazz :p ;)

    If I can invent the hypertattoo then I would also need to spend as much and get richer by inventing the hypertattoo painless removal system for that name tattoo you had of your one true love that went and left you :rolleyes:
     
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    Surely I just stick my arm into a printer and it's done, no? :p
     
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    sji2671 Self Made Mind

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    Only with the trustworthy dotmatrix, we have a daisywheel hack but shit out of luck for that laser jazz, we need to make sure its right under the skin so it's really cost efficient to remove.
     
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    zman Peon

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    Do you trade this service for links? :D
     
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    dct Finder of cool gadgets

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    Instead of Love Hate on you knuckles you can have HTTP GEEK
     
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    sji2671 Self Made Mind

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    www.tattoodesigner.net is cool , you can post there and let artists bid on your design/idea, the artists are all tattooists as well so they know when they sketch something up for you that it will be feasible and they design with the end product in mind.

    It is another one of my sites but I have seen some absolutely awesome work/designs/sleeves coming from there in colour and I have seen the finished work after they had it done.
     
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    Or: Back Link
     
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    dct Finder of cool gadgets

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    Don't be so stupid that would be sad :rolleyes:
     
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    .............
     
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    You could cut off both pinkies and do

    RED REP

    People would be scared then.
     
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    yeah then they would look like this:

    [​IMG]RED REP[​IMG]
     
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