Innocent's Answer

Discussion in 'Movies, Music & TV' started by sarathy, Feb 2, 2008.

  1. #1
    A Nun asked her class students to write notes to God.


    Here are some they handed in by some of the kids, Very nice :

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    Dear God :

    I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool.


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    Dear God:

    Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You keep the ones You already have?


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    Dear God:

    Maybe Cain and Abel would not have killed each other if they had their own rooms. That's what my Mom did for me and my brother.


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    Dear God:

    If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.


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    Dear God :

    I bet it is very hard to love everyone in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I'm having a hard time loving all of them.


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    Dear God:

    In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?


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    Dear God :

    Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?


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    Dear God:

    Is it true my father won't get into heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?


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    Dear God:

    Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?


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    Dear God:

    Who draws the lines around the countries?


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    Dear God :

    I went to this wedding and they kissed right in the church. Is that OK?


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    Dear God:

    Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if You did, then I'm going to get my brother good.


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    Dear God:

    Thank You for the baby brother, but I think you got confused because what I prayed for was a puppy.


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    Dear God:

    Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.


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    Dear God:

    I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.


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    Dear God:

    You don't have to worry about me; I always look both ways.


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    Dear God :

    I think about You sometimes, even when I'm not praying.


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    Dear God:

    Of all the people who worked for You, I like Noah and David the best.


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    Dear God :

    My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they?


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    Dear God:

    I would like to live 900 years just like the guy in the Bible.


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    Dear God :

    We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You did it. So, I bet he stole Your idea.
     
    sarathy, Feb 2, 2008 IP
  2. danger9918

    danger9918 Well-Known Member

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    #2
    "Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up"
    LOL :):) this one is kinda funny
     
    danger9918, Feb 2, 2008 IP
  3. Anna M

    Anna M Active Member

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    #3
    I like this one a lot:
    "Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You keep the ones You already have?"
     
    Anna M, Feb 3, 2008 IP
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    "I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool."

    Sweet. :)
     
    nightfish, Feb 3, 2008 IP
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    "Dear God: If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes."
    This one is my favorite :)
     
    digitalmatch, Feb 4, 2008 IP
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    Of all the people who worked for You, I like Noah and David the best
     
    techie_mishra, Feb 4, 2008 IP
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    My favourite!
     
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    w3bmaster Notable Member

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    #8
    Kids can be so funny :)
     
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    Those notes are so innocent:) I'm really amazed of their way of thinking, of their clarity...
     
    EvcRo, Feb 6, 2008 IP
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    i will say plz call those kids infront of me. i wanna see those innocent god lovers!!!! these are really very very innocent and touching too!!!!!!!!!!
     
    rockinfuture, Feb 10, 2008 IP